Welcome to Friday, March 13, 2026: another Friday the 13th. It’s Donald Duck Day, celebrating the pantsless mallard who first appeared in a cartoon in 1934. The link says this:
In a 1941 biography of Donald Duck, Walt Disney’s The Life of Donald Duck, it says that Donald was born on a Friday the 13th. The 1949 short film “Donald’s Happy Birthday” celebrates his birthday on March 13. The license plate of his car is the number 313, likely a reference to his birthday.
Here’s the cartoon, from my birth year. It will keep playing over and over again as you read this post, so press the “stop” button if you’ve seen it or don’t want to hear it, but I recommend your watching, as it’s classic Donald, Huey, Dewey, and Louie, with his nephews conspiring to buy him a box of cigars on his birthday.
It’s also K-9 Veterans Day, National Chicken Noodle Soup Day, National Coconut Torte Day, National Ginger Ale Day, National Riesling Day, and World Sleep Day (oy, could I use some!)
Readers are welcome to mark notable events, births, or deaths on this day by consulting the March 13 Wikipedia page.
Da Nooz:
**Breaking news. From the Everyone Hates the Jews Department, there was an attack on a synagogue in Michigan. A guy drove his explosive-packed ehicle into a synagogue and then exchanged fire with security guards. He was killed. Apparently he tried to ignite the explosives, but they failed to go off.
An attacker is dead after plowing his vehicle into a synagogue on Thursday outside Detroit and then exchanging gunfire with security guards in what the authorities described as a “targeted act of violence against the Jewish community.”
Federal officials said the attack was carried out by 41-year-old Ayman Mohamad Ghazali. Officials were still searching for a motive.
Give me a break! Fox News says this:
He reportedly targeted the Jewish community after suffering family losses in Lebanon during the country’s conflict with Israel, Dearborn Heights Mayor Mo Baydoun said, adding that Ghazali was a resident of the city.
The NYT doesn’t like to deal with “motives” when it comes to synagogues.
And there was another terrorist attack in Virginia that left the attacker, an ISIS supporter, dead, but also one ROTC candidate:
When a convicted ISIS supporter stepped into an ROTC classroom at Old Dominion University on Thursday and opened fire, the group of students inside barely hesitated before leaping up to subdue their attacker.
By the end of the struggle, the shooter was dead, but so too was one of their peers.
The FBI is now investigating the Thursday morning attack as an act of terrorism, identifying the shooter as Mohamed Bailor Jalloh, a former Virginia National Guard member who has served prison time for attempting to aid the Islamist militant group a decade ago.
Before the attack began, FBI Special Agent In Charge Dominique Evans said Jalloh shouted “Allahu Akbar” — or “God is greater.”
The religion of peace my tuchas.
*War news from the WSJ. Mojtaba Khamenei, the next target Supreme Leader of Iran, is keeping a low profile because he knows that he’s the Most Likely Iranian to be Targeted now. But yesterday he issued a public statement that shows that the new boss is the same as the old boss.
Iran’s new supreme leader, in his first official message since he took over from his slain father, said his country would keep the Strait of Hormuz closed. Shipping on the crucial oil route and nearby waters suffered a rise in attacks.
Mojtaba Khamenei also raised the possibility of opening new fronts in a war that the International Energy Agency said is causing the biggest-ever disruption to oil supply, according to a written statement attributed to him.
The U.S. military has turned down requests to escort tankers or other civilian ships through the strait, with defense officials saying it won’t do so until the threat of Iranian fire has eased. The head of U.S. Central Command said its focus remains on destroying Iran’s missiles and drones.
. . . Khamenei said Iran would open new fronts in the war. Iran has responded to U.S. and Israeli strikes by broadening the conflict, including hitting civilian infrastructure and energy facilities in Arab nations across the Gulf. He said Iran sought good relations with its neighbors, but that they over the years had allowed the U.S. to establish bases on their soil.
- Oil futures touched $100 in response to troubles surrounding the Strait of Hormuz, even as the U.S. said it would release 172 million barrels of oil from emergency stockpiles as part of a global effort.
- Vessels in the Persian Gulf came under attack, including two tankers hit in Iraqi waters that caught fire and leaked oil. Bahrain said Iran targeted fuel tanks at one of its facilities.
- Israel carried out fresh airstrikes on Hezbollah targets after the Lebanese militia launched dozens of rockets at Israel.
- A United Nations agency said the war has internally displaced up to 3.2 million people in Iran so far.
- Saudi Aramco is in talks to buy Ukrainian drones to protect its oil fields.
- The White House is considering a Jones Act waiver to speed up oil and food shipments between U.S. ports.
Buckle up: this fight is going to take longer than we thought. I can’t imagine what it would take to cause regime change and give freedom and democracy to the beleaguered Iranian people, who totally deserve it. That seems no longer to be a goal of the American/Israeli attack.
*The NYT reports that the frequency of Iran’s “retaliatory” strikes is slowing.
Nearly two weeks of U.S. and Israeli strikes have battered Iran’s arsenal, and now, the pace of Tehran’s retaliatory attacks appears to be slowing.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said on Tuesday that Iran had fired the lowest number of missiles in a 24-hour period since the war began.
“Our strikes mean we’ve made significant progress in reducing the number of missile and drone attacks out of Iran,” he said.
Across the Gulf countries alone, Iran has launched more than 2,100 drones, 500 ballistic missiles and 20 cruise missiles since the war began on Feb. 28, according to a New York Times tally of reports from defense ministries and regional officials. More strikes have hit Israel, but the government is not sharing data about the quantity of weapons coming in.
But there are mounting signs that Iran has had to curb its attacks, according to experts, either because of depleted stockpiles or to conserve weaponry in case the war is prolonged.Here’s what we know about Iran’s weapon capabilities.
Signs grow that Iran’s weapons are degraded.
In the first two days of the war, Iran launched about 100 attacks on Israel, according to data compiled by the independent Institute for National Security Studies in Tel Aviv. That number has since fallen to a handful each day, the data shows.
The slowdown is reflected in figures from some Gulf countries, which Iran has targeted for their alliances with the United States and, in some cases, for hosting American bases.
“Ballistic missile attacks continue to trend downward 90 percent from where they’ve started,” Mr. Hegseth said in his remarks on Tuesday. “And one-way attack drones have decreased 83 percent since the beginning of the operation, a testament to our air defenders and our air-defense systems.”
*In a post called “The heretics list“, the LGB Courage Coalition website reports about petition in which a group of scientists summoned up their own courage to sign a statement saying that women produce eggs. (h/t Loretta). The statement itself and its signatories was apparently the work of our own Emma Hilton with help from Colin Wright. Emma reports on “Project Nettie” on her Beetlebomb website. Here’s the statement on Emma’s site:
Male and female are scientific descriptions of the two sexual reproductive functions evolved to produce two specialised types of sex cells: small, mobile gametes (e.g. sperm or pollen) and large, immobile gametes (e.g. eggs).
In humans, there are two classes of individuals, each with a molecular and anatomical developmental pattern corresponding to adult reproduction via either sperm or eggs.
This division of the two reproductive functions across two classes of individuals is a simple outcome of our species’ evolutionary history.
In humans, anatomical developmental patterns are fixed during early embryonic development, and sex does not change throughout the individual lifespan.
While (rare) individuals have medical conditions that affect their anatomical reproductive development and/or function, not one of these individuals represents an additional sex class. One’s inability to produce gametes (e.g. those who are infertile or post-reproductive) does not change sex from that defined by reproductive anatomy.
Attempts to recast biological sex as a social construct, which then becomes a matter of arbitrarily chosen individual identity, are wholly ideological, scientifically inaccurate and socially irresponsible.
The project is explicitly modeled after “Project Steve“, in which scientists named Steve were asked to affirm their acceptance of evolution. In this case the model is Nettie Stevens (1861-1912) the American woman geneticist who discovered sex chromosomes. Emma is thinking of reactivating it; if you’re an academic or biologist and would sign it, put that in the comments and I will see what I can do.
From the website:
The signatories
The list of signatories found on Hilton’s Substack is worth reading in full, not for the prominence of those who have signed (although some names are well known), but for the depth of their professional commitment. These are not retired academics with nothing left to lose; they are active clinicians at the peaks of their careers. The list spans emergency medicine, pediatrics, psychiatry, endocrinology, pathology, and general practice.
Notable signatories include:
William Malone, an endocrinologist at the forefront of the debate over the use ofcross-sex hormones and puberty blockers on children and adolescents
Melanie Newbould, a pediatric pathologist and Fellow of the Royal College of Pathologists
David Curtis, a fellow of the Royal College of Psychiatrists with a PhD in genetics from Cambridge
Ryan Clark, a consultant in emergency and pediatric emergency medicine
Lord David Triesman and Lewis Moonie, both members of the House of Lords with backgrounds in epidemiology and psychiatry.
These are not fringe figures. They are credentialed experts in fields where misdefining biological sex has direct, negative consequences for patient care.
. . .The existence of such a list is a symptom of an ailing scientific community.
Such declarations do not appear in healthy environments; they emerge only when institutional capture by ideologues and frauds is so near-total that stating the most basic of biological truths requires a formal act of defiance. This list is not merely a record of consensus, but a map of the resistance—a ledger of those willing to tether their professional reputations to material facts within an environment threatened by enforced delusion.
That courage has costs. Hilton herself has faced professional hostility for her public positions on biological sex. Others on the list have faced similar treatment. The signatories know what they’re doing when they add their names, which makes the list more than a record of who believes what, but who also had the courage to step forward.
In observance of Women’s History Month, it is imperative to reclaim the legacy of the woman who provides this project with its name and its moral anchor: Nettie Stevens.
There are more signers; the ones above are just the “notables.” I wasn’t asked to sign it at all (an oversight, I’m sure).
*A WaPo op-ed by writer/reporter James Kirchick describes how two Representatives were guilty of false accusations in the wake of Epsteingate, “How Ro Khanna turned a sex trafficking scandal into a campaign stunt.”
The following day on the House floor, Khanna made good on that threat, reading the names of “six, wealthy, powerful men” into the congressional record “to hold the Epstein class accountable.”
It took the Guardian three days to discover that four of the men Khanna named had “no ties to Epstein.” A car mechanic from the nation of Georgia, an information technology specialist, the owner of a home improvement store in Queens and a man Massie later admitted to misidentifying who shares a name with an Italian former member of the European Parliament — none of them are “wealthy” and “powerful.” A more accurate description was provided by Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, who referred to them as “completely random.”
Rather than apologize to the public he deceived and to the men he smeared, Khanna blamed the Justice Department. Acknowledging that the innocent men “were just part of a photo line up and are not connected to Epstein’s crimes,” Khanna said that the department nonetheless “failed to protect survivors.” Less than two weeks later, having evidently learned nothing, he claimed that the files showed that Epstein had visited CIA headquarters. A Washington Free Beacon report demonstrated that Khanna was likely referencing a photo of Epstein at a Hermès design studio. (When asked for comment, Khanna acknowledged that “the photograph which had online buzz about being at CIA headquarters was apparently at Hermes.”)
Ever since appointing himself chief congressional inquisitor in the Epstein investigation, Khanna has been deceiving the American people with conspiracy theories. Last summer, the FBI released a memo debunking the two primary components of what independent journalist Michael Tracey, who has done more than anyone to expose the mainstream media’s sensationalist coverage of this story, refers to as the “Epstein mythology.” According to the bureau, there’s no evidence that Epstein possessed a “client list” of people he subjected to sexual blackmail, nor is there any information “that could predicate an investigation against uncharged third parties.” Nothing in the 3.5 million files that the department released in January at the urging of Khanna and others changes that assessment.
It’s a shame, as Khanna has many stands I agree with, and I used to consider him a viable dark-horse Democratic for President, though I’m not keen on this (from Wikipedia):
In November of 2025, Khanna was one of 20 Democratic congress members who cosponsored a resolution introduced by Representative Rashida Tlaib to officially recognize Israel’s genocide against the Palestinian people.
Aligning with Tlaib on this is inexcusable, as is the dumb “genocide” accusation.
*Finally both the AP and UPI’s “odd news” features a red fox that crossed the Atlantic as a stowaway. This is from the UPI:
This stowaway truly was sly as a fox.
A red fox somehow slipped onto a cargo ship that traveled from Southampton, England, to New York, where the animal is now in the Bronx Zoo’s care.
The zoo said Wednesday that the 11-pound (5-kilogram) male fox appears healthy after early examinations.
“He seems to be settling in well,” Keith Lovett, the zoo’s director of animal programs, said by phone. “It’s gone through a lot.”
It’s not clear how the animal got on the ship full of automobiles, which left Southampton on Feb. 4, according to the zoo. The ship arrived Feb. 18 at the Port of New York and New Jersey, and officials brought the fox to the zoo the next day. He’s estimated to be 2 years old.
Zoo representatives weren’t sure how and when the fox was discovered. Messages seeking those details were sent to government agencies involved with the port.
ADThe species, formally named Vulpes vulpes, is widespread in Europe, Asia, North America and parts of Africa. A long-term home for this fox will be found once he clears some more health screening.
For now, he’s in the zoo’s veterinary center. Being an omnivore, he’s getting a diet of produce, proteins and some biscuit-like items.
Here’s a new report on the fox. I want to know if his “new home” will be in England versus America. It’s an illegal immigrant, and should be deported:
Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Andrzej and Hili are both carping the diem (but Hili wants beef, too):
Hili: Carpe diem, my dear, time is running away.
Andrzej: You are right, I will have some wine, and I will give you some cream.
Hili: There are more interesting options as well.
In Polish:
Hili: Carpe diem, mój drogi, czas ucieka.
Ja: Masz rację, ja napiję się wina, a tobie dam śmietanki.
Hili: Są również ciekawsze opcje.
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First, yesterday’s NYT front page is still giving all negative news about the war. Again, I swear it wants the U.S. to lose, and isn’t hiding it. Click to enlarge:
From Jesus of the Day:
From Stacy:
From This Cat is Guilty:
From Masih, more warning from Iranian authorities that protesting equals death:
Today, Iran’s police chief Ahmadreza Radan, openly declared that “security forces have their fingers on the trigger, ready to shoot protesters.”
That is why I called on the United States and democratic nations to remove him. And to you Prime Minister @sanchezcastejon, When an… pic.twitter.com/2RPok21lR2
— Masih Alinejad 🏳️ (@AlinejadMasih) March 12, 2026
From Luana. I had forgotten that the mayor of Seattle is the daughter of evolutionary biologist David Sloan Wilson. Looks like she’s going the way of Zohran Mamdani in NYC.
Seattle’s socialist Mayor Katie Wilson has officially declared war on grocery chains.
She claims she will unilaterally BAN grocery stores from closing down in her city, arguing that food access is a human right that overrides business decisions.
She said : “We cannot allow big… pic.twitter.com/tR2P8CNXNG— Mike Netter (@nettermike) March 11, 2026
From Barry. Sound must be up on this one!
My cat sleeps all day and then keeps me awake all night so this gave me a good laugh. Credit – @dagnylill on Instagram
— Brian Gormley D7 (@bgormley.bsky.social) 2026-03-11T20:52:12.668Z
From Cate; animals having fun in the wild (see the scientific paper here):
In 2014 Dutch scientists left a hamster wheel outside, to see if wild animals would use it like domesticated counterparts.
The answer: hell yes! 734 visits from wild mice, plus rats, shrews, slugs (!) & even frogs and snails.
The apparent reason: fun. Just fun. pic.twitter.com/O7fBhNmxk8
— Mike Sowden (@Mikeachim) March 11, 2026
One from my feed; Elica is reliable:
This is unbelievable. An Israeli flag is projected onto a building in Ekbatan, Tehran, as a message of gratitude. Iranians are risking their lives to communicate their voices over western suppression.
Almost didn’t post this because I thought it was AI, but AI says it is not AI. pic.twitter.com/9B356UNQhN
— Elica Le Bon الیکا ل بن (@elicalebon) March 12, 2026
One I reposted from The Auschwitz Memorial: a grim fate for this priest:
This Polish priest, in his early thirties, met a grim fate: he was severely beaten and then drowned in a barrel of fecal matter because he refused the Nazi order to step on a rosary. He was beatified by Pope John Paul IIen.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%B3…
— Jerry Coyne (@evolutionistrue.bsky.social) 2026-03-13T10:24:37.371Z
Two from Dr. Cobb. First, a dad joke (he loves those, but of course he’s a dad):
Does this surprise you? I can’t wait for the next polio epidemic. . .
This is RFK, Jr.'s MAHA Institute's recent meeting in D.C.Slide presentation titles:“The Polio Fraud” and “The flu shot has given 1,900,000 Americans Alzheimer’s,” and “VACCINES ARE GREATEST SCAM IN MEDICAL HISTORY.” (capitals, theirs)www.notus.org/health-scien…
— Jan Kirsch, M.D., M.P.H. (@drjanicekirsch.bsky.social) 2026-03-11T03:23:20.547Z

















































