Welcome to the first CaturSaturday in August: it’s Saturday, August, 2, 2025, shabbos for Jewish cats, and National Ice Cream Sandwich Day. Here’s a rating of ice cream sandwiches, including many new brands. If you want to skip the palaver, the winners comprise the fairly new ice cream sandwiches made by Pop-Tarts, known already for its toaster pasteries.
It’s also Dinosaurs Day, National Mustard Day, International Blues Music Day, Mead Day, and National Jamaican Patty Day.
Readers are welcome to mark notable events, births, or deaths on this day by consulting the August 2 Wikipedia page.
Da Nooz:
*The Washington Post, a big booster of Kamala Harris in the last election, is now beefing that she’s making a return to the political spotlight. Apparently they realized too late that she was not someone who can help the Democrats, and want her to go away at all costs. (They go after Biden, too, but he’s no longer a force in elections.)
Democrats are eager to turn the page on their 2024 losses — but their central figures from the last election keep stepping back into the spotlight, complicating their efforts to forge a new identity. Many in the party are wary of elevating the people who led them to defeat in 2024 and exasperated to see the drama of that election repeatedly relitigated when they want to keep the focus on pushing back against Trump’s second-term agenda and identifying new leader=
. . . . “The shadow of 2024 is long, and I think all perspectives in the mix believe we need something fresh,” said longtime Democratic consultant Donna Bojarsky. Many Democrats do not blame Harris for what went wrong last cycle, she said, “But nobody’s saying, let’s go back to 2024.”
Plenty of other Democrats are building their profiles and making moves to lead the party forward. Governors such as Andy Beshear of Kentucky and JB Pritzker of Illinois and members of Congress such as Sen. Ruben Gallego (D-Arizona) are taking their pitches around the country in early jockeying for 2028. A little-known state lawmaker, Zohran Mamdani, has emerged as a prominent new voice for the left after winning an upset victory in the New York City mayoral primary.
She plans to dive into the 2026 midterm elections and travel the country to campaign on behalf of Democrats in tough races as she shapes a political organization of her own, according to aides and confidants familiar with her plans who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss projects that are still in formation. Though some Democratic strategists and candidates are eager for Harris to help them in midterms, there is more skepticism about her running for the White House again in 2028 — an option she has not ruled out.
“I think most Americans are grateful for the service and contributions of the last generation of officeholders,” said Cooper Teboe, a Silicon Valley-based Democratic strategist. “But the core reason the Democratic Party is in the position it is in today is because no new figures, no new ideas, have been allowed to rise up and take hold.”
That’s absolutely right. We need leaders, and we don’t need Harris. Remember when she was touted as a figure of JOY by Democrats in the last election, while I was beefing about her word salads and seeming inability to think straight about anything? And yes, I was told to shut up about her because I was enabling Trump. It was a sad time when Democrats should have been finding a figure that actually had more savvy and was able to beat Trump. Harris should stay as far away from the midterms and 2028 election as she can. But even if she throws her hat in the ring, it will be thrown right back out again.
*Thank goodness Nellie Bowles is back! Nobody can do the TGIFs at The Free Press nearly as well as she. Her column this week is called, “TGIF: My jeans are blue,” and I will steal the usual three items from it (indented):
→ Candace Owens has her Alex Jones moment: After spending more than a year trying to convince the world that Brigitte Macron is a man—which she’s now being sued for—Candace Owens is doubling down. “You were born a man and you will die a man,” she said, pointing to the camera. “That’s the point I’m making. . . . We are revolting against this. We’re revolting against the perverts that run the world, and I want to be very clear here, I count you among them. I think you’re sick. I think you’re disgusting. And I am fully prepared to take on this battle on behalf of the entire world. Okay? That’s what I’m gonna say. On behalf of the entire world, I will see you in court.” I mean, this is what I say every time I go to the doctor’s office and they tell me that I might benefit from less stress. Candace is lit up!
I’m always open-minded, so I studied the pictures. For hours. Zoomed in on places that I shouldn’t have. And I’m sorry, but Brigitte is obviously female. I know everyone thinks that trans tech has gotten so good, and it has, but… I don’t mean to be offensive, but it’s not that hard to determine these things. You can use your intuition. So after examining shoulders and posture, gait and facial expressions, mood swings and a hankering for cheese that tracked with world events, well, this broad? I can guarantee you for sure, Bob, this one’s a female woman.
Candace Owens is the most entertaining spectacle right now: She’s hot, she’s bonkers, she hates me specifically, and she’s about to go through massive litigation. Will there be discovery? Please, oh please, oh please. The French seem to think they can face down a true American loon. But they can’t handle our loons. The craziest person a French government official knows is the local drunk, or maybe an immigrant who did a one-off honor killing (which isn’t really insanity so much as just different cultural norms). Our loons, sober and confident, will break them. Our loons have never met a camera that they didn’t want to point their finger right at. They have never known doubt. They know their angles. The Bulwark says Candace is in real trouble, but I don’t know.
→ Professor, is that you? I love professors on social media, because they really make you understand why we need to burn down higher education (including my wife’s “university” that doesn’t even pay us anything, which shows lack of scamming skill on her part). This week we have a University of Toronto professor of religion telling writer and friend of The Free Press Jesse Singal that he should kill himself. Before you defend him, you should know that Jesse Singal sometimes writes moderate takes about issues like pediatric gender transition. But he’s not a radical, I guess? Here’s the professor, apparently explaining why Jesse’s death would be a good thing: “Hey Jesse, it’s likely because you’re a piece of stinking hot trash and your loss would be a major W for humanity. Maybe stop being a fucking human stain, and see what happens. Fucking clown.” This is a niche and sort of random item, except that all the cool leftists this week are celebrating the murder of a Blackstone executive. It’s odd how normal this all has become. In debating whether to cut this item, our copy editor said: “Jesse gets comments like that 20 times a day, really.” And that’s true. But the glee over the slaughter of the Blackstone exec makes me realize: These people actually, honest-to-god want guillotines. It’s not a figure of speech. Be careful out there, Jesse! The religion professor is going to claw your eyes out, literally!
→ City-funded nonprofit grocery store update: Amid New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani’s calls for government-run grocery stores, reporters have been exploring a nonprofit-operated, government-supported grocery store in Kansas City, Missouri. The reporters found what you might expect if you’ve ever imagined a communist grocery store: The shelves are almost completely bare; what food remains is rotten, and there was rampant theft. “A rotten smell comes through the door, and anywhere you turn, you’ll see products that need to be restocked. No hot food or deli.” I’ve said it before, but we at TGIF cannot wait for Mamdani grocery. In this house we eat rotten acorn squash.
There is a photo, but I cannot vouch that it’s the Kansas City store:
*Here’s a good idea. South Africa is starting to inject rhino horns with radioactive material to stop the killing of rhinos for their supposedly medically-valuable horns. From the BBC:
South African scientists have launched an anti-poaching campaign in which rhino’s horns will be injected with a radioactive material.
The group, from the University of the Witwatersrand, said the process is harmless to rhinos but will allow customs officers to detect smuggled horns as they’re transported across the world.
South Africa has the largest rhino population in the world, and hundreds of the animals are poached there every year.
The university’s venture, called the Rhisotope Project, cost around £220,000 ($290,000) and involved six years of research and testing.
“At least one animal a day is still being poached,” James Larkin, a Wits University professor involved in the project, told the BBC.
“I think the figures are only going to go one way if we don’t watch out…. this is a significant tool to help reduce the numbers of poaching, because we’re proactive rather than being reactive.”
Prof Larkin added that the pilot study, which involved 20 rhinos, confirmed that the radioactive material was “completely safe” for the animals.
The Wits University researchers, who collaborated with the International Atomic Energy Agency, found that horns could even be detected inside full 40-foot (six-metre) shipping containers.
Jamie Joseph, a prominent South African rhino campaigner, said the Rhisotope Project was “innovative and much needed”.
“It’s not the endgame – only better legislation and political will can bring an end to the rhino crisis. But it will certainly help disrupt the flow of horns leaving the country and help experts better map out the illegal channels by providing reliable data,” Ms Joseph, director of the Saving the Wild charity, told the BBC.
Note that this is supposed to work not by stopping the rhinos from being killed directly, but indirectly—by taking away the profitability associated with killing and smuggling. And the efficacy of that, of course, depends on whether the majority of smuggled horns can be detected. I hope so!
*A new paper in Cell, summarized by the NYT, reveals through genetic analysis that modern potatoes appear to result from hybridizatopn 8-9 million years ago between wild potatoes that lack tubers and tomatoes. Actually, tomatoes and potatoes are not that distantly related:
According to a study published on Thursday, potatoes may have arisen nine million years ago through the combining of genetic material from Etuberosum, a group of potato-like plants from South America, and wild tomato plants. According to the study, this hybridization event led to the origin of the potato plant’s distinctive feature, the tuber, an underground structure that stores nutrients and, as humans eventually discovered, is edible.
“A potato is the child of tomato and Etuberosum,” said Zhiyang Zhang, a researcher at the Chinese Academy of Agricultural Sciences and the lead author of the study, which was published in the journal Cell. “We did this analysis and we found, ‘Oh, he’s a child of two plants.’”
Scientists have long noted that, aboveground, modern potato plants closely resemble the subgroup of South American species called Etuberosum. But Etuberosum plants do not bear tubers. And genetically, potatoes appear to be more closely related to tomatoes; both fall under the shared genus Solanum. This was confounding: Why did potatoes resemble one plant but share kinship with another?
To solve this enigma, a team of international scientists analyzed 128 genomes from the three sister lineages (tomatoes, Etuberosum, and potato plants and their wild relatives), plus three eggplant species as an outside group. The researchers found that the modern spud had a mixed ancestry, which arose from a hybrid tomato and Etuberosum lineages eight million to nine million years ago and led to the origin of tubers. This hybridization may have enabled subsequent potato species — there are more than 100 today — to diversify and expand their range across the high Andes, where colder climates prevailed.
“It was a very well-done study,” said Esther van der Knaap, a plant geneticist at University of Georgia who was not involved in the research. “It provides a model of how this could happen in many other cases.”
At first, the combination of two different plants may not have yielded anything noteworthy. “There’s some ancient mixing of genomes, and there’s some miserable plants coming out of that,” Dr. van der Knaap said. But over time — tens of thousands to perhaps millions of years — natural selection led to “a whole new species complex,” she said.
Now this hybridization was clearly not done by humans, as we hadn’t even diverged from the lineage leading to chimpanzees and bonobos that long ago. But the hybridization event and attendant tubers are said by the authors to have allowed the proliferation of the petota group of plants, which includes the potato. (In the parlance, the evolution of tubers opened “a new adaptive zone”.) Ergo, nascent spuds were already around when humans came on the scene.
*The Washington Post describes how humanitarian aid sent by the UN to Gaza was overwhelmed by the chaos of people demanding food, looting (it’s not clear by whom) and, implying Israel was responsible, IDF firing over the heads of the chaotic scene:
Soon, the U.N. convoy was overrun. Within three hours, all 47 trucks were ransacked. The convoy had barely traveled several hundred meters.
Israeli military officials confirmed troops fired warning shots to keep the crowd away and said they were not immediately aware of any casualties; a U.N. official and the security report said more than 50 people were killed and more than 600 people were injured during the mission.
The chaotic scenes on al-Rashid Street on Wednesday exemplified the desperation inside the besieged enclave and the challenges facing relief efforts. Even though Israel — under mounting international pressure — on Saturday announced looser restrictions on food entering Gaza, looting, shootings and bureaucratic impediments continue to plague aid delivery efforts almost daily. And despite Israeli promises that it would create secure corridors for aid deliveries this week, U.N. officials say the operational realities on the ground remain unchanged.
The result, according to humanitarian officials, is that conditions for vulnerable residents who live inside Gaza remain dire — with little of the aid being sent in ever reaching those who need it most, while injuries and deaths are rising during attempts by the United Nations to distribute food — because Israeli troops open fire to keep swelling crowds away from the convoys and from Israeli checkpoints.
Now I don’t believe the Gaza Health Ministry’s estimate of deaths in these scenes, but it’s clear that these chaotic scenes are taking place, but also that the IDF is not shooting to kill civilians. Rather, the IDF is trying, fruitlessly, to instill order.
What is the solution? I don’t know, but I suggest that they take the IDF out of the mixture. The UN has its own army (UN soldiers are supposed to be keeping order in Lebanon), so why doesn’t Israel hand the whole food-distribution issue over to the UN, with UN soldiers instead of the IDF trying to keep order? Since the UN hates the IDF, and this chaos is always blamed on Israel, let the UN sort out how to do it. There has to be a way, though I can’t think of one now, especially if Hamas is stealing some of the food. And yes, Israel should keep giving humanitarian aid, but funnel it through the UN.
Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili again gives a long report on the doings of The Administrator:
Hili: I need to settle on a style for this month. John Stuart Mill is too serious, Alan Sokal too sneaky. Erasmus? In Praise of Folly? Looks like I don’t need to search any further. “People drug and delude themselves with many things in order to feel happy, such as alcohol and religion. People who brag about their wisdom and titles are stupid because it is silly to enjoy self-praise. It’s also a bad idea to brag about where you were born, who you’re related to, or your ethnicity. To be wise, one must examine the underlying realities, and those who boast about their knowledge are fools.”
That’s Erasmus. He showed that sometimes fools are wise, and the wise are fools.
We cats know how to combine modesty with genius – and that’s what I have to stick to.
In Polish:
Hili: Muszę sobie wypracować jakiś styl na ten miesiąc. John Stuart Mill zbyt poważny, Alan Sokal zbyt podstępny, Erazm? Pochwała głupoty? Chyba nie muszę dłużej szukać.
„Ludzie odurzają się i łudzą różnymi rzeczami, by poczuć się szczęśliwymi – takimi jak alkohol czy religia.
Ci, którzy przechwalają się swoją mądrością i tytułami, są głupi, bo czerpanie radości z samouwielbienia jest śmieszne.
Równie niedorzeczne jest przechwalanie się miejscem urodzenia, pochodzeniem czy przynależnością etniczną.
Aby być mądrym, trzeba przyglądać się temu, co kryje się pod powierzchnią, a ci, którzy chełpią się swoją wiedzą, są głupcami.”
To Erazm. On pokazywał, że czasem głupi są mądrzy, a mądrzy są głupi. My, koty, umiemy łączyć skromność z geniuszem i tego muszę się trzymać.
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From Masih, with the English translation being this:
In the hellish torture chamber of #QezelHesar, under fists, torture, and threats, the hands and feet of innocent prisoners have been bound, their heads covered with sacks, and their wounds have been attacked; the prisoners have reached out for help to the people. Let us not allow their breath to be buried forever within the walls of QezelHesar… #SpeakOfQezelHesar
Ghezael Hesar is Iran’s largest prison, and Wikipedia says this:
The Ghezel Hesar prison is infamous for its conditions. In March 2011, it made headlines when, according to official reports, 14 people were killed and 33 wounded during a prison revolt. The actual number of victims may have been higher. Former prisoners report torture and physical abuse by the staff, catastrophic hygiene conditions, and a lack of medical care. There are reports that clashes inside Karaj Ghezel Hesar Prison began when some prisoners protested against the execution of dozens of other prisoners. One hundred fifty people are said to have suffered serious injuries, and several dozens to have been killed. Sources close to the government have announced that 47 people have been killed or injured in this incident, yet this number differs dramatically from similar reports from independent sources.
May 2015 has seen mass executions of prisoners: between May 6 and June 10, 2015, at least 77 inmates, all charged with drug offenses, were executed in Ghezelhesar prison. The execution wave started after prisoners had gathered in the prison’s yard to ask Ali Khamenei for forgiveness.
در شکنجه گاه جهنمی #قزلحصار ،زیر مشت و شکنجه و تهدید، دست و پای زندانیان بیگناهی را بسته اند و سرشان کیسه کشیده اند و بر زخم هایشان تاخته اند؛ زندانیان دست یاری به سوی مردم دراز کرده اند. نگذاریم نفسشان را در دیوارهای قزلحصار برای همیشه دفن کنند…..#از_قزلحصار_بگو pic.twitter.com/y4jsUabaZN
— Kosar Eftekhari (@kosareftekharii) August 1, 2025
From Luana. The solution is not to abolish the bar exam, but have preparations in case someone has a heart attack during the exam (read the whole tweet). The tweeter is called “Ms. Free Palestine” because that’s how she identifies herself on her site.
I think anytime any person suffers a heart attack during any activity that activity should be abolished because, as Ms. Free Palestine here reminds us, such activities are “cruel”.
This would abolish all sports, all occupations, sex, and, well, I guess, pretty much everything. https://t.co/vrQOTqGBBO
— i/o (@avidseries) August 1, 2025
Rowling smokes cigars! (This is the second time she’s mentioned celebrating by smoking one!). Lovely! She turned 60 yesterday.
Thank you very, very much for all the birthday wishes ❤️ Having a wonderful day, although I was in a shop earlier and learned that the title of my memoir* is already taken. Might have a cigar later and see if I can annoy some more people 😉 #60Today
*There is no memoir pic.twitter.com/kRmyr8maQE
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) August 1, 2025
From Malcolm, who says “beautiful”. I agree. This song is associated with Andrea Bocelli, but I love hearing a soprano hit the high notes. The singer is Ellen Williams, and you can hear the full YouTube version here.
So good! pic.twitter.com/0FWHaqnBTV
— The Best (@Thebestfigen) July 22, 2025
From my feed. LOOK AT THIS CHONK!
The Real Size of Animals. ~A Thread🧵
1. That is one massive seal🤯pic.twitter.com/ZaZFLYPpTY
— Vertigo_Warrior (@VertigoWarrior) August 1, 2025
One I reposted from The Auschwitz Memorial:
4300 Roma were gassed in just two days: men, women, and children. https://t.co/ZhN887OApD
— Jerry Coyne (@Evolutionistrue) August 2, 2025
Two posts from Dr. Cobb. Unity Mitford was a British aristocrat who moved to Germany and turned Nazi. When she heard that the UK had declared war on Germany, she shot herself in the head. She died from that, but nine years later.
Unity Mitford – not only a horrible Nazi but also a terrifying example of nominative and locative determinism (again from @nybooks.com)
— Matthew Cobb (@matthewcobb.bsky.social) 2025-08-01T08:56:58.417Z
Two posts from mammoth expert Tori Herridge, who, along with Matthew and I, think that Colossal Bioscience’s “de-extinction” scheme is a crock:
Are we settled on No-a for the neo-Moa?
— Tori Herridge (@toriherridge.bsky.social) 2025-07-09T21:19:43.029Z
🐺 and I submit Tire wolf, because it’s all just exhausting really
— Tori Herridge (@toriherridge.bsky.social) 2025-07-09T21:43:37.028Z
Bonus: I reposted this one from Matthew helping him defend the critics of “de-extinction”:
Cui bono indeed. These critics happen to have the truth on their side; "de-extinction" is completely misleading, as there is no technology to bring back an extinct animal (much less several of them) with all their original genes.The proposed "wooly mammoth", says Tori, is an elephant in a fur coat."
— Jerry Coyne (@evolutionistrue.bsky.social) 2025-08-01T11:54:41.413Z



























