Crab: armed and dangerous

9 thoughts on “Crab: armed and dangerous”

1. Kitten noises? I must not have had the volume up high enough.

   1. I didn’t hear kitten noises either.

      1. Thank g*d. Crazy kitten noises. I mean I can imagine them, though. They are almost there. I know they could be there. . .

2. Boiling crabs alive is terrible. You’re supposed to steam them.

   1. Wouldn’t steaming be even crueler?

      1. I’ll bet that was a joke… 😉

   2. Hmmm. Let’s try this substitution to test the proposition.
      “Boiling humans alive is terrible. You’re supposed to steam them.
      Sorry, still doesn’t work for me. I’ve been hit by molten steel (welding globs), molten lead (entirely my own fault), and live (200c+) steam. The steam hurt worst.

3. I have read in a couple of sources that the fact that the crab is holding a knife was not circumstantial (obviously) but forced. They have even go so far as to call it animal cruelty, case in point, the article below from the independent :

   http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/knife-wielding-crab-in-viral-video-was-absolutely-distressed-and-weapon-was-forced-into-its-claw-a6895156.html

4. This is a orchestrated hoax. The knife was forcefully jammed into the crab’s claw.

   http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2016/02/that-knife-wielding-crab-video-is-a-hoax/

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