The Guardian reports a mysterious biological observation made off Panama: gazillions of crabs of the species Pleuroncodes planipes (also called “the tuna crab”) scuttling across the floor of silent seas* at a depth of 360-380 meters. The report, taken from a paper by Jesús Peneda et al. in PeerJ (free link) was based on observations from a submersible, and showed extraordinary densities of the beasts: nearly 80 crabs per square meter! If you click on the screenshot below, you’ll go to the Guardian article, which has a video:
Why are they doing this? Lord knows, for the investigators don’t:
“At first, we thought they were biogenic rocks or structures. Once we saw them moving, swarming like insects, we couldn’t believe it.
“Nothing like this has ever been seen, where we have this very dense swarm at the bottom,” Pineda said. “We have no idea why they might be doing this.”

Obviously, they are there to set up a shell corporation.
An offshore shell corporation. Scandal to come.
Thread winner in 1!
They’re carrying the money off-shore before the IRS bombers arrive.
T.S. Eliot, but I don’t know which poem. Prufrock?
Yes, Prufrock.
yes
“I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.”
I was tempted to post the whole thing but you can read (and I think hear)it here: http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poem/173476
Cool. I guess a few neurons are still firing after all!
Illuminate bots.
They’ve been attracted by the sonic resonance of whatever is being used to hack into Panamanian banks, lawyers etc to enable more damaging links about the financial affairs of the super-rich.
I don’t even know if that makes sense.
I should have been a pair of claws,
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas…
And the afternoon, the evening, sleeps so peacefully…
love song of JA Prufrock. Best poem ever.
I should have been a pair of *ragged* claws
Memory…
And for an extra, extra bonus, in which unlikely epic film was it quoted, by whom and in reference to whom? Characters or actors will gain you the point.
Before this item goes too far down the website and out of view, here’s the answer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S04WsLUjD7c
It’s near the end at 2.02. Not the best quality video, unfortunately.
(Apologies if this embeds, I didn’t mean to.)
Is that Apoalypse Now? It’s been generations, since I saw it, so I’m not sure.
Yes. Though I’m not sure if you’ll receive your bonus. Generally you don’t win a competition if you get the answer after you’ve been told it. LOL. But spot on anyway.
What a crabby sea.
Re causes, why not simply breeding success, as in similar cases?
C.f. locusts. (Who would by the way clade within crustaceans, I think.) “… they start to breed abundantly … ” [ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locust ]
An octopus is coming…
Don’t red crabs on Christmas Island do this though on land. And I seem to recall from my Jacques Cousteau-loving childhood that spiny lobsters do something like this?
Yes, that’s what I remember too … red crabs amassing on land during breeding season. I read that when the eggs are touched by sea water, they hatch.
I would go with the thought that it’s a protection behavior to avoid the tuna.
They are Borg collective crabs. Resistance is futile!
Grab the drawn butter and bibs!
(Do you dare to give a peach in lieu of bonus points?)
Sounds like they’re…out of tuna.
I seem to recall a fantasy novel by James P. Blaylock — Land of Dreams, perhaps? — that attributed mystical significance to a mass migration of crabs.
Ack. Italic fail.
I expected that the panama papers scandal would expose something fishy, but as it turns out it’s rather a load of crab.
Soon we will know what they were up to. But by then, it will be too late.
😀
Perhaps they are awaiting the rapture.
I can almost hear them chanting together: “Beam me up, Scottie!”
I think this has to do with something amiss in their usual environment around Baja, California. Previous mass stranding in San Diego was attributed to overly warm ocean water. The crabs might be seeking cooler waters (perhaps less polluted waters?) that have more oxygen.
The only other thing I can think of is maybe they can detect tiny tremors along the California coast and are fleeing for safer harbours.
Somebody should also be checking into what’s going on around Baja, Calif.
Earthquakes in the region, that’s what I’ve been thinking. One strong one in Ecuador today (Apr 17).
Then there are those in Japan. Countries should spruce up their seismic instruments and emergency and warning procedures.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/661052/SCIENTISTS-fear-the-Big-One-is-COMING-as-four-major-earthquakes-strike-in-48-hours