Following right along. . . .

14 thoughts on “Following right along. . . .”

1. Ah, but god isn’t one of them, and the good xians of Indiana know it. God is a white, hetero male. That’s simply an iron-clad, established fact, you see.

   I find “what if” arguments aren’t very effective against people who so easily mistake their imaginations for reality.

   1. You forgot his six pack, jebus had great abs. And that loincloth was kinda sexy.

      1. D’oh.

         Of course, you’re right. In fact, I’m pretty sure the Romans nabbed him in between his two-a-day workouts, while he was refueling with whey protein, clean carbs, and creatine.

      2. As an emangelical might retort: hawt!

   2. White, english-speaking – remember the KJV, the authentic word of doG.

      1. And of course Jesus also spoke English. Just ask Dubya.

2. But why could g*d or Jesus not be gay. The religious folks themselves tell us it is a choice. So he or they have a choice on this sexual orientation. On the other hand, no choice on Abortion.

   It gets so confusing ……..

3. sub

   1. Of course it’s confusing – if it wasn’t nobody would need sophisticated theologians

4. Well, Jesus did hang out with twelve other guys.

   1. …and all those archangels hanging with Mr. Deity seem to have boy-names…

   2. at the YMCA? I guess YMHA…;-)

   3. Yes, but he resisted temptation to serve as an example. Martyrdom is soooo cool.

5. Pliny, I love your style!

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