26 thoughts on “Don’t ever work with tapir

  1. That capybara is like the extra who’s always trying to get into the shot, just hanging out on that hill back there.
    Matthew is right, I’d rather hear the Tapir purr or grunt or even sing a drunken Karaoke rendition of “Muskrat Love” than whatever cheese-ball music that mess was.

    1. I saw 3 capybara at one time – I think there are two swimming in addition to the one lazing around.

  2. Tapirs actually whistle quite a lot. 🙂 They are also very greasy, stroking them like that can leave you hands black and it needs lots of soap and scrubbing to get it off.

  3. The girls and I spotted 7 capybaras at Dartmoor Zoo; curious little animals, happy, apparently, to wade through their own faeces. This is the zoo on which the film, ‘I bought a Zoo’ is based. I don’t know whether the story is true. The film is good for littl’uns. Hollywood, but sweet. x

  4. I never knew there was a Dartmoor Zoo and I live less than an hours drive away! There is even an opportunity to meet some tigers! I almost chocked on my own excitement. The children’s parties sound great, I wonder if they’ll let a weird 24 year old bloke do one of these parties by himself.

    Thank you. x

    1. Just north of the A38, outskirts of Plymouth. Bugs, snails and snakes hut is great: the enthusiastic young keepers have a real mission to explain. A zoo small enough to find out a lot. Morning in the zoo: river-swimming in the River Tavy/Walkham in the afternoon. x

  5. As a kid, I read a, “Classics Illustrated” comic book based on a book about some explorer’s true wildlife adventures: in one part, a normally-placid tapir went berserk for some reason and came close to killing him.

    When I had a “hippie-farm” with some friends years ago, we had a brood sow named Matilda (Yorkshire, over 400 lbs) who, when you rubbed her flank, would immediately fall over and roll onto her side to get her tummy scratched.

  6. Very much like cats – at least like my cat.
    Here’s a biological question:
    Note that they close their eyes when they’re stroked, like cats and girl friends. Is this a common behavioral trait among mammals? Any theories as to why?

    1. Yes, I read that, thank you. I think a good message is to leave mothers alone with their babies and remember that a large non-domesticated animal should be handled with extreme care and attention.

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