Non Sequitur on creationism and offended religionists

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2. Heresy! It was the Great Green Arkleseizure. And the world was sneezed out of his nose!

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   1. Repent before the coming of the Great White Hankerchief.

      1. Ha! Crom laughs at your allergies. He laughs from his mountain.

   2. I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.

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      1. You don’t scare me. I have a small dog.

         1. Yes, well, we learned our lesson from that last incident. This time, we’ve created an alliance with the mattresses.

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            1. We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty

            2. And I demand that my name is Ben Goren!

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            3. You don’t need to demand that.

            4. I demand that I don’t need to demand that my name is Ben Goren!

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   3. And that isn’t any less silly than many real religious myths.

      Deities arising from the sweat from another deity’s arm pit? Already been done for real.

3. See? Atheists can be funny!

   1. But that just proves that they’re not miserable enough! Athiests, you’re doing it wrong! Nietzsche I tell you, THINK OF NIETZSCHE!!

      1. Ah. That Nietzsche. There was a /mensch/!

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         1. Brilliant. 😀

         2. “Have you heard my Nietzsche joke?”
            “No”
            “Well there isn’t one”

            1. It’s all over, man!

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            2. It is like the one that goes:

               ‘How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?’

               ‘One, because Germans are efficient and not very funny.’

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5. I saw it early on and thought ‘oh yeah just another creation myth’, it didn’t even occur to me it was taking a backhander at Creationists. Just shows how innocent I am.

6. Actually, Wiley Miller has been taking potshots at the religious and the neocon right for ever.
   He’s got a rather charming take on Adam and Eve here
   http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2014/07/17
   http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2014/07/18

   And this one is so pointed it stings:
   http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2014/07/27

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