22 thoughts on “A sqrl tw**t”

    1. If the squirrel wanted water he or she could’ve just drank from a puddle. 😉

      1. Oh, that’s a tough choice. I’ll have to admit I wouldn’t always go for the puddle.

  2. Looks like it had a few or maybe the hair of the d*g.

    There’s a black squirrel around here with a white tipped tail. Don’t remember seeing that before.

  3. See? Evolution IS true! Squirrels are getting smarter! Well, a little bit, anyway….

  6. There is a Pittsburgh Steelers logo on the can… for you non-Americans, that pretty much explains this poignant scene.

  7. Sorry, but I find no humor in what appears to be a dead squirrel propped up with a rock at a can of beer.

      1. Only the person who took the photo knows for sure (100%). But as one who has prepared tens of thousands of animal carcasses for anatomy collections, it sure looks dead to me (99.9%). There is just something about a fully relaxed animal that marks it as dead. This one is fully relaxed in the digits, and the telltale hump in the back. And then there is the rock under the rump for a prop.

  8. Guy posts a picture of dead squirrel. Second guy tells him it’s dead. First guy is convinced by evidence and takes down picture.

    I like how there was more rationality in this ridiculously low-stakes exchange than there has been in all of religion ever.

    1. Oh, I dunno…

      There was the guy who said that squirrels have no taste when it is well known that squirrels have an excellent taste.

      I don’t understand the panic to take down the picture of a dead squirrel unless maybe they killed it in order to pose it. I didn’t see the picture but I can’t imagine a posed dead squirrel is very interesting anyway.

  9. A quick squirrel joke is called for:

    A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of Squirrels. He pulls the guy over and says… “You can’t drive around with squirrels in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says “OK”… and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of squirrels, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands… “I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo yesterday?” The guy replies… “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”

    1. I’ve heard this with penguins ( and the guy was a Newfie ( the teller was also a Newfie)).

  12. I was thinking the squirrel appeared to be stuffed. I couldn’t see getting such a neat picture with a live squirrel.

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