Polly 1
September 17, 2010 • 11:35 am
Why Evolution is True is a blog written by Jerry Coyne, centered on evolution and biology but also dealing with diverse topics like politics, culture, and cats.
Why Evolution is True is a blog written by Jerry Coyne, centered on evolution and biology but also dealing with diverse topics like politics, culture, and cats.
This clearly proves two things:
(1) All animals received their names from Adam.
How else was the word “cat” encoded in it’s DNA, cleverly programmed to reveal itself now, when we know what DNA is?
(2) American was the language of Eden, the original language, spoken by everyone prior to Babel.
How do I know it was not Australian or Canadian? Surely you’re joking, right?
Now if the cat’s fur read “dog” that would be taken as a sign of god – and that dyslexia was a form of perfection. After all, god didn’t even know that whales are mammals; he called the whale a fish. I guess that makes ignorance a form of perfection as well, and boy do religions strive to perfect ignorance.
I’m still waiting for a watermelon, guava, gooseberry, or other many-seeded fruit to spell out “there is no god”. Mitchell and Webb obviously faked theirs, which proves that there must be a god.
S. K. Graham… Is American a language?
Surely what you are reading now is actually English, whether in the Canadian, Australian, (New Zealandish?), or American accent that you read it out loud with?
Everyone knows that God must be English, look at the preposterous way he talks, all thee’s and thou’s, if he was American he would say Y’All…
I love it…….Cats are very Mystical and mysterious creatures……but one thing is for sure the are gifts from HEAVEN~ an this just proves it ~!