Readers’ photos: death in Thailand

April 14, 2012 • 1:42 pm

Reader Eric Danell is a Swedish plant physiologist, now working in Thailand, who has his own website, Dokmai Dogma.  He already published these pictures on his site but I thought I’d reproduce them here (with permission) along with his commentary.  It shows one of the innumerable life-and-death dramas that are always taking place in nature, even in hotel rooms:

In Thailand and other parts of Southeast Asia the barking tokay gecko lizards are hunted to support the superstitious Chinese medicine with raw material. I spoke to a Swedish lady who has a lot of experience from keeping terrarium animals, and I asked her what she thought of the tokay as a terrarium pet? She said its ferocious behaviour made it so dangerous it should not be allowed as a pet at all. It is like a small crocodile, running up and down the walls attacking anything it can swallow. Is it of importance to man?

Yesterday evening, towards midnight, I walked to the bathroom at Dokmai Garden. To my great surprise I saw the silhouette of a giant scolopender hanging from the roof tiles. Using a flash light I realized this poisonous centipede was caught between the jaws of a tokay gecko.

As described earlier, such scolopenders may inflict a very painful and poisonous bite. Having a blue chap with a clown face taking care of such pests makes me feel safe. He watches over me while I am asleep, and his poo will become orchid fertilizer.

The part to the left is the scolopender’s rear end. The scolopender’s head with its powerful curved ‘jaws’ (they are in fact modified legs) is seen to the right. Both animals are big. In this photograph they are slightly smaller than natural size.

You can read more about Tokay geckos (Gekko gecko) at Wikipediathey are the world’s second largest gecko, and can be up to 15 inches long. The description includes this gem:

When the Tokay bites, they often won’t let go for a few minutes or even up to an hour or more, and it is very difficult to remove without causing harm to the gecko. For this reason, it is considered to be best as an ornamental animal for experienced reptile owners.

“Eurovision is a nightmare for all Muslims”

April 14, 2012 • 10:02 am

All Europeans know about this, but Americans may not be acquainted with the Eurovision song contest, an annual rite in which dreadful bands in the EU compete with each other for temporary renown. As my friend Grania wrote, who called this piece to my attention:

It is meant to foster a community spirit between EU countries, which it probably achieves in a clumsy way, kinda.  However, it is generally regarded as a bit of a joke, as the participants are often not hugely talented and the quality of the songs is often poor. About the only time that the winners of the competition went on to fame and fortune was back in 1974 when ABBA won.  Hence the fact that most people in Europe on reading this story will have to suppress an initial snigger and mutter, “Aw, c’mon, they’re not that bad!”.

It’s not so funny for some Muslims, though.  As an article on Interfax reports, they’re incensed that the contest is taking place in May in Baku, the capital of Azerbaijan:

Religious extremists have claimed responsibility for recent attempts to commit terrorist attacks in Ganca and some other cities and regions of Azerbaijan and threatened to attack participants in the Eurovision Song Contest to take place in Baku in May 2012.

“Vugar Padarov has become the first man on Azeri territory to perform Istishhad [act of self-sacrifice] in his homeland,” the website Ummanews.ru said.

The Azeri National Security Ministry reported earlier that Padarov was killed in a special operation in Ganca last week.

A number of media reported that Padarov had blown himself up along with a lieutenant-colonel of the Azeri National Security Ministry when security forces started storming an apartment in a house in Ganca where the gunmen were hiding.

Some author who introduced himself as Muslim threatened participants in the upcoming Eurovision Song Contest in Baku in an article published on Ummanews.ru.

Eurovision is a nightmare for all Muslims. The forces of the Devil, perverts and homosexuals from across the world should not think that they can so easily come to the land on which blood of faithful Muslims was shed and behave any way they want. They will certainly be attacked,” the author says.

“No Mossad, MI6, CIA, NSM [National Security Ministry] or other three-letter organization can protect them from punishment they deserve,” he said.

This is a great example of how religion tries to enforce a “morality” on everyone else that has nothing to do with real morality.

Dima Billan, a Russian pop singer who finished second in the 2006 Eurovision song contest


Jon Haidt on religion, self-transcendence, and altruism: are they evolutionary?

April 14, 2012 • 6:02 am

Jonathan Haidt is a professor of social psychology at the University of Virginia and a bit of a woo-ish self-help guru.  He’s also known for attacking New Atheism. In an essay on “Moral psychology and the misunderstanding of religion” at Edge, for example (drawn from his first book, The Happiness Hypothesis: Finding Modern Truth in Ancient Wisdom), Haidt accused the Gnus of superficiality in their treatment of religion and of “polluting the scientific study of religion with moralistic dogma and damaging the prestige of science in the process”. Sam Harris provided a characteristically acerbic response on Richard Dawkins’s site, including the following:

Haidt concludes his essay with this happy blandishment: “every longstanding ideology and way of life contains some wisdom, some insights into ways of suppressing selfishness, enhancing cooperation, and ultimately enhancing human flourishing.” Surely we can all agree about this. Our bets have been properly hedged (the ideology must be “longstanding” and need only have “some” wisdom). Even a “new atheist” must get off his high horse and drink from such pristine waters. Well, okay….

Anyone feeling nostalgic for the “wisdom” of the Aztecs? Rest assured, there’s nothing like the superstitious murder of innocent men, women, and children to “suppress selfishness” and convey a shared sense of purpose. Of course, the Aztecs weren’t the only culture to have discovered “human flourishing” at its most sanguinary and psychotic. The Sumerians, Phoenicians, Egyptians, Hebrews, Canaanites, Maya, Inca, Olmecs, Greeks, Romans, Carthaginians, Teutons, Celts, Druids, Vikings, Gauls, Hindus, Thais, Chinese, Japanese, Scandinavians, Maoris, Melanesias, Tahitians, Hawaiians, Balinese, Australian aborigines, Iroquois, Huron, Cherokee, and numerous other societies ritually murdered their fellow human beings because they believed that invisible gods and goddesses, having an appetite for human flesh, could be so propitiated. Many of their victims were of the same opinion, in fact, and went willingly to slaughter, fully convinced that their deaths would transform the weather, or cure the king of his venereal disease, or in some other way spare their fellows the wrath of the Unseen.

But I digress. Haidt has published a new book,  The Righteous Mind: Why Good People are Divided by Politics and Religion, which he summarizes in the TED talk presented below.

His thesis is that spirituality, religion, and true human altruism (in which individuals sacrifice themselves for others who are unrelated, as with soldiers at war) are all the products of evolution, and came about by group selection.  He sees humans as Homo duplex, a conflicted bundle of the profane and sacred, with the profane instantiated by our luxurious everyday lives and the sacred represented by our spiritual longings—a “staircase” upward—that Haidt sees in his own students.

At  7:00  he asks the question, “Is the staircase a feature of evolutionary design? Is it a product of natural selection, like our hands? Or is it a bug–a mistake in the system? This religious stuff is just something that happens when the wires cross in the brain. . . ?”

His answer, of course, is yes—the Staircase to Spirituality was built by evolution.  And that evolution occurred evolved by group selection: those groups that were more spiritual/altruistic/religious than others reproduced themselves better (spawning other, similar groups), so that even if religion or altruism caused an individual loss of fitness (reproductive output), those traits would still spread via a higher “fitness” of religious than of nonreligious groups.

Haidt first gives cachet to this controversial form of selection by saying that Charles Darwin accepted it.  Well, perhaps Darwin did, but not as the main engine of evolution. And since Darwin’s time, our understanding of the limitations of group selection have caused that process to lose considerable support: because of its theoretical weaknesses and lack of evidence for group selection in nature, few evolutionists now see it as important.  Haidt notes that E. O. Wilson’s new book, The Social Conquest of Earth, will cause the gospel of group selection to sweep the planet, but I doubt it.

Haidt then presents three examples of things that evolved by “group selection,” in which the “free rider problem” (i.e., selfish individuals within groups would take over before the more altruistic groups could reproduce themselves) is supposedly solved. One is the invention of “superorganisms,” like the first cells that absorbed bacteria, becoming mitochondria-containing “superorganisms” that proliferated.  (He shows a cartoon animation how these cells might drive out the selfish individuals.) But this isn’t really a case of a disadvantageous trait propagated by group selection: it’s a case of a new symbiotic “organism” having higher fitness than other organisms.  There is no “altruism” involved here, and even if there were, the cases of “altruism” which so motivate Haidt—those in humans—don’t involve such symbiosis.

Haidt then promotes the example of eusocial wasp colonies as a case of unselfish groups (in eusociality, workers are sterile and are obviously sacrificing their own fitness).  As we’ve seen previously on this website, wasps and other eusocial insects like bees almost certainly arose not via group selection, but via “kin selection.” Their “altruism” is not true altruism because sterile individuals actually gain in fitness because, though sterile themselves, they pass on extra copies of their own genes by tending the highly related queen.  This is kin selection caused by an increase in inclusive fitness. Eusocial insects are not a good analog for “true” human altruism, in which humans are supposed to help unrelated individuals at the cost of their own fitness.

Well, did “true” human altruism evolve by group selection?

First of all, we need to know whether humans do indeed sacrifice their fitness with no potential gain for themselves.  This is undoubtedly true in cases like policemen and firemen, but in other cases what looks like “altruism” may simply be a way to get benefits at a slight risk to oneself.  We may help relatives at our expense, but if that behavior evolved (and it certainly did in the case of parental care), it probably evolved by kin selection, not group selection.

And we may help others in our social group, but that may well have evolved not by group selection, but by a form of individual selection that occurred by reciprocal altruism. That is, if we evolved in small social groups in which individuals recognized and remembered each other, then there can be an individual advantage to helping another group member if that member remembers you and one day returns the favor.  This can occur by simple Darwinian individual selection, as has been known since the work of Robert Trivers in 1971. (There is other biological evidence that reciprocal altruism evolved by individual rather than group selection.)

Note that reciprocal altruism is not really “true” altruism because the “sacrificing” individuals actually benefit in a long-term Darwinian sense (i.e., they pass on more of their genes) by their temporary loss of fitness, which eventually is more than repaid.  “True” altruism in humans constitutes only a fraction of all cases of “helping behavior”, and is probably the byproduct of faculties evolved to help others in small groups, not an evolutionary adaptation in itself.  Is the human desire to go to war an evolved phenomenon, in which those societies who contained “genetically warlike” individuals replaced those who were less bellicose?  Or do soldiers serve because they’re conscripted, and have no choice—or have had patriotic instincts instilled in them since youth? Modern warfare may be a cultural rather than an evolved biological phenomenon.

Further, I know of no evidence for “true” altruism in any other species in which one can rule out the action of kin selection or reciprocal altruism. If, as Haidt maintains, group selection is so efficacious in promoting the evolution of true altruism, why do we never see true altruism in nature? Why does “altruism” inevitably involve helping kin or getting reciprocal benefits from group members?  The inevitable conclusion is that group selection hasn’t been successful in promoting the evolution of traits, like true altruism, that are disadvantageous to individuals but good for groups.  The old nature-show bromide that “evolution involves benefiting the species” is simply wrong.

At any rate, here’s Haidt’s presentation with its three-minute summation: “We evolved to be religious . . We evolved to see sacredness all around us, and to join with others in teams that circle around objects, people, and ideas.”

That’s facile and misleading, and not just because he assumes without evidence that religion is simply a form of evolved altruistic behavior.  It is Haidt, not the New Atheists, who is damaging the prestige of science by distorting it to buttress people’s idea that religion and spirituality have been placed in our genome by evolution.

Caturday felid: CatCerto

April 14, 2012 • 5:24 am

Nora the cat is famous for playing the piano.  Here’s a video in which some of her noodlings have been set to orchestral accompaniment, and it comes off pretty well:

In April of 2009, Lithuanian conductor, composer and music educator Mindaugas Piečaitis contacted Philadelphia musicians and artists Betsy Alexander and Burnell Yow! by email regarding creating a children’s concert piece using footage of their cat Nora. Nora had taught herself to play piano after watching Betsy teach for about one year. At that time, Nora’s YouTube video had already been viewed by millions of people all over the world. Intrigued, Betsy and Burnell worked with Mindaugas to set up an online account to exchange existing and new video footage of Nora’s unique talent. After he created a multimedia piece by splicing various sections of Nora’s playing into one continuous musical piece, the composer created an orchestral accompaniment.

To the enormous delight of many children in the audience, CATcerto was premiered in June of 2009 by the Klaipėda Chamber Orchestra. Nora The Piano Cat, as guest soloist, was projected onto a large video screen behind the musicians. News of the concert was broadcast around the world, and a video of the performance was uploaded to YouTube. Since it’s successful debut, the full orchestral version has been published by C. F. Peters corporation and can be performed  with the chamber orchestra and video. For more information please visit http://www.peters-edition.com.

You can see some of the score and more information here, more information on Catcerto here, and Nora’s own website is here.

Robert Caro’s new volume on LBJ

April 13, 2012 • 11:40 am

If I try to name the three best political biographies I’ve read, two of them are by Robert Caro.  The first is The Power Broker (1975), a biography of Robert Moses, a master planner responsible for transforming New York through the construction of many bridges, buildings, and expressways.  He was also ruthless and a master manipulator of others.  One would think that a book on an urban planner might be dull, but this is really one of the best bios of any sort I’ve ever read. Check out the Amazon ratings (though it’s 37 years old, the book still ranks at #672 on Amazon, perhaps because of Caro’s new book described below).  It also won a Pulitzer Prize.

The second is William Manchester’s magisterial two-volume biography of Winston Churchill: The Last Lion, consisting of Visions of Glory: 1874-1932, and Alone: 1932-1940. Tragically, Manchester died before he could complete the third volume, leaving the reader hanging right at the moment when Churchill became Prime Minister at the beginning of World War II.  Even incomplete, it is a fantastic book.  If ever a life was made for biography, it was Churchill’s, and in Manchester he found the right biographer.

The third (and ongoing) biography is also by Robert Caro, The Years of Lyndon Johnson. It’s up to three volumes now: The Path to Power (1982) Means of Ascent (1991), and Master of the Senate (2002). Now, however, Caro, aged 76, is about to issue a fourth volume, The Passage of Power, which comes out May 1 and is a hefty 736 pages (still 500 pages shorter than Master of the Senate).  It covers the six years of Johnson’s life beginning in 1958 and ending when he’s just become President after Kennedy’s assassination. I will be rushing to buy and read this, for despite what you may think, Johnson had an amazing life and Caro is a master storyteller.  Those three volumes garnered one Pulitzer Prize, one National Book Award, and two National Book Critics Circle awards.

If you’ve read any of these (and you should have), you’ll want to read a piece in last Sunday’s New York Times Magazine,Robert Caro’s big dig” by  Charles McGrath.  It’s full of great information on Caro and the book: for example, Caro still writes by hand on yellow legal pads, typing up the results on a typewriter; he’s taking longer to write each installment of Johnson’s life than it took LBJ to live it; and there were epic editorial battles between Caro and his editor, Robert Gottlieb.

What everyone wants to know who has read this brilliant work is this:  will Caro (unlike Manchester) actually finish it? It took him ten years to write the newest volume, and there’s at least one more to go.  The man won’t live forever, but let’s wish him a long life.  And by all means read the books I’ve recommended above; you won’t be disappointed.  Finally, if you’re a Caro fan, McGrath’s long piece is fascinating and informative.

Theological desperation move of the month

April 13, 2012 • 8:59 am

Unfortunately for me, I’m working my way through a 602-page book published by the Templeton Foundation Press in honor of Sir John Templeton’s 90th birthday (he’s dead now): Spiritual information: 100 Perspectives on Science and Religion. C. L. Harper, ed. (2005).  The 100 short essays are infuriating: nearly all mandate a warm accommodationism between science and faith, with not a speck of dissent on view.  And, as is so often the case, quantum physics is co-opted into supporting God.

I could pick out many quotes to show the soft and scary underbelly of accommodationism, but here’s one by Anna Case-Winters, a professor of theology at McCormick Theological Seminary here in Chicago. It’s from her essay, “A new relationship between theology and science.” Here she talks about one of the many attitudes we need to develop to create a productive dialogue between science and faith.

“Hope for consonance and an ability to recognize when it happens.  For example, speaking theologically, it sometimes is said that all things are utterly connected” in Divine Reality. In this light, it is fascinating to discover that the phenomenon of quantum “nonlocality” implies a kind of transcendent togetherness-in-separation with respect to causal relationships in space and time. This seems prima facie to be a stunning instance of consonance. Theologians talk about how we are created for relation, socially constituted, interdependent, and connected with one another. Hence science appears to demonstrate (something like) relationality at the level of particle physics.” (p. 492).

Quantum nonlocality has nothing to do with human connection: it’s a phenomenon connected with the mysterious “entanglement” of particles at a distance from each other. And it’s no more “a stunning instance of consonance” than is the phenomenon of gravity compared to the mutual attraction between males and females.

This is truly sophisticated theology.  But what is really shows is an inability to draw meaningful analogies as well as the desperation of theologians to find parallels between science and religion to validate their faith. (Case-Winters feels that both science and faith are on a “quest for truth” and are forming “a kind of alliance of stubborn truth-seeking”; p. 491).

John Horgan: a free-will dualist?

April 13, 2012 • 7:16 am

People can and have taken strong issue with the view, favored by Sam Harris and me, that free will as traditionally conceived is a complete illusion.  Many people have responded with diverse versions of “compatibilism”—the view that determinism is still compatible with some notion of free will. (I happily note, though, that almost nobody questions determinism itself, though some have urged us to keep it quiet lest it rile up the hoi polloi).

And the discussion, which I think has been fantastic  and instructive, has been almost completely free of invective or ad hominem arguments.  That is, until last Monday, when science journalist John Horgan published a nasty and mean-spirited attack on Harris at Cross Check, his Scientific American blog.  The post, “Will this post make Sam Harris change his mind about free will?“, is ugly and almost incoherent.  Horgan starts off with a few punches to the solar plexus:

But Harris keeps intruding on my thoughts, in part because he keeps emailing me about his writings, and especially his new book Free Will (Free Press, 2012). Also, I admit to a certain voyeuristic fascination with Harris. I wonder, what crazy idea is he going to peddle next? Some of his righteous rants give me a perverse pleasure. I’m simultaneously irritated and titillated. I get the same feeling listening to Rush Limbaugh or Rick Santorum.

First of all, Sam did not “keep emailing” Horgan about his writings, a statement that implies that he’s beleaguering Horgan with unsolicited emails.  In fact, as Sam has verified, Horgan signed up to receive Harris’s email announcements, which are almost always about Sam’s new posts.  Horgan is in fact one of 45,000 people who get these announcements—voluntarily.

Although I try not to derive psychological motivations for rants like Horgan’s, he makes it easy because he gives them at the outset:

Harris’s new book rates orders of magnitude higher on Amazon’s Best Sellers lists than my new book, The End of War (McSweeney’s, 2012), which concludes with a chapter called “In Defense of Free Will.” That rankles.

Indeed, Horgan tried to get me to publicize his book (now #27,446 on Amazon), which seems to have a message of increasing peace on earth similar to that of Pinker’s Better Angels of Our Nature (#1,426), but for some reason I wasn’t motivated. Now I’m glad I wasn’t.

Insofar as Horgan tries to argue for free will, he fails. He says that he “loathes” the philosophy of determinism, and argues that “free will” (which he never defines) involves making real choices that are not determined but “constrained”:

Harris asks us to consider the case of a serial killer. “Imagine this murderer is discovered to have a brain tumor in the appropriate spot in his brain that could explain his violent impulses. That is obviously exculpatory. We view him as a victim of his biology, and our moral intuitions shift automatically. But I would argue that a brain tumor is just a special case of physical events giving rise to thoughts and actions, and if we fully understood the neurophysiology of any murderer’s brain, that would be as exculpatory as finding a tumor in it.”

Harris seems to be advancing a reductio ad absurdum, except that he wants us to accept the absurdum: there is no fundamental difference between me and a man compelled to kill by a brain tumor. Or between me and someone who can’t help washing his hands every 20 minutes, or someone who’s schizophrenic, or a babbling baby, or a newt, or a worm. I mean, if I’m not different from a guy who kills because a tumor provokes him into murderous rages, how am I different from anyone or anything with a brain, no matter how damaged or tiny?

Horgan’s mistake here is to assume that “normal” behavior is less physically determined than behavior mandated by obsessive-compulsive disorder or brain tumors that cause aggression.  But even Whitman had a choice: he could presumably have controlled his murderous rages, and obsessive-compulsive disorder can sometimes be cured if the sufferer seeks help. In that sense there are still apparent (but not real) “choices”.  But the real point is that all pf our behavior stems from our neurological conditions, be it Horgan having fries instead of chips or Whitman picking off students with a rifle in Austin.  In that way there is no fundamental difference in the degree of determinism of our behavior.   So how is Horgan different from Whitman?

Here’s the difference. The man with a tumor has no choice but to do what he does. I do have choices, which I make all the time. Yes, my choices are constrained, by the laws of physics, my genetic inheritance, upbringing and education, the social, cultural, political, and intellectual context of my existence. And as Harris keeps pointing out, I didn’t choose to be born into this universe, to my parents, in this nation, at this time. I don’t choose to grow old and die.

But just because my choices are limited doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Just because I don’t have absolute freedom doesn’t mean I have no freedom at all. Saying that free will doesn’t exist because it isn’t absolutely free is like saying truth doesn’t exist because we can’t achieve absolute, perfect knowledge.

To me this is incoherent.  “I do have choices, which I make all the time” says nothing different from what Whitman did, especially because Horgan avers that his choices are indeed “constrained” by things like the laws of physics.  But what does he mean by “constrained”?  Is there some real freedom beyond physics, genetics, and environment? Does “constrained” equal “determined”? If so, then Horgan is well and truly a determinist.  If not, then he’s a dualist.

Indeed, I think Horgan is a dualist, perhaps conditioned by his “loathing” for determinism.  Here’s a sign of the ghost in Horgan’s machine:

But the strange and wonderful thing about all organisms, and especially our species, is that mechanistic physical processes somehow give rise to phenomena that are not reducible to or determined by those physical processes. Human brains, in particular, generate human minds, which while subject to physical laws are influenced by non-physical factors, including ideas produced by other minds. These ideas may cause us to change our minds and make decisions that alter the trajectory of our world.

I find it amazing that a science writer can say this.  Yes, there are emergent phenomena (like the “wetness” of water) not predictable from a more reductionist analysis, but those phenomena are indeed determined by lower-level phenomena, with the laws of physics at the bottom. Higher-level processes might also not be predictable by human endeavor (chaos theory is an example), but they are still a) deterministic (absent quantum phenomena) and b) must be consistent with lower-level phenomena.  There is nothing we know about minds that implies that they’re not reducible to and determined by the physical processes in our brains.  And, of course, nobody—including incompatibilists like Sam and me—denies that minds can be changed by environmental influences (like the words I’m writing now), or that those changed minds can change the world. Indeed, later on in his piece Horgan claims that if Harris had changed his mind and actions, that would be real evidence for free will.  That’s balderdash.  Both compatibilists and incompatibilists agree that minds can be changed.

In the end, I conclude that Horgan really is a dualist: he thinks there’s something to our minds beyond the physical structure of our brains.  What finally convinced me is his penultimate paragraph:

We are physical creatures, but we are not just physical. We have free will because we are creatures of mind, meaning, ideas, not just matter. Harris perversely–willfully!–refuses to acknowledge this crushingly obvious and fundamental fact about us. He insists that because science cannot figure out the complex causality underpinning free will, it must be illusory. He is a throwback to the old behaviorists, who pretended that subjective, mental phenomena—because they are more difficult to observe and measure than planets and protons—don’t exist.

First, we consider free will illusory not because we can’t figure out how brains work to the tiniest neuron, but from both first principles (our brains are material and must obey physical laws) and the increasing evidence that our view of “agency” can be radically changed by neurological or psychological experiments.

And yes, we are just physical, for our mental phenomena—and that includes our so-called “choices,” and our “mind, meaning, and ideas”—are, and must be, the result of physical processes.  Those mental phenomena can differ only if the underlying physical substrates differ.  Yes, we can speak of “minds” and of “choices” as entities that are meaningful in human discourse, but in the end they all come down to neurons and molecules.  And “free will”—at least the contracausal form conceived of by many, including millions of religious people—is indeed an illusion.

Oh, and in his last paragraph (remember, this is on Scientific American) Horgan can’t resist a completely gratuitous slap at Sam’s intellect:

Dwelling on Harris depresses me. All that brainpower and training dedicated to promulgating such bad ideas!  He reminds me of one of the brightest students I’ve ever had, who was possessed by an adamant, unshakable belief in young-earth creationism. I did my best to change his mind, but I never succeeded. I probably won’t change the minds of Sam Harris and other hard-core determinists either, but it’s worth a shot.

Stay classy, John.  Ten to one Sam will respond to you (if he does) without anything like the invective you’ve heaped on him.

P. Z. fails to Pharyngulate poll, is humiliated as cats win overwhelmingly (ergo a prize)

April 13, 2012 • 6:10 am

Even though P. Z. Myers seems to hate cats—at least judging by his frequent “anti-Caturday” posts—he owns at least one felid.  It’s beyond me how one can hate an animal and yet own one (I weep for that moggie), and the man really should get a squid if he’s going to bang on like this.

At any rate, the bad news is that he tried to Pharyngulate the cats-vs.-dogs-vs.-babies poll, sending over his squidly minions to vote for . . . . none of the above!.  But thanks to some judicious advertising next to his request, he became hoist with his own petard (h/t to alert reader Kevin for the screenshot):

Really, what chance did the man have with an adorable tabby kitten placed right next to his call for dissing cats? Indeed, his call was futile. The final result of the poll (well, a result that hasn’t changed much in the past two days) is this:

Now let’s not be complacent, as the sycophantic horde of squidophiles keeps cuttling over to the site and voting for the last category.  If you haven’t voted for cats yet, do so early and often (here). But for the nonce I think we’ve not only put kittehs on top, but soundly trounced the Pharyngulites, who are now creeping home with limp, soggy tentacles dragging behind.

The good news is that I will award a prize to one randomly-selected reader.  On Monday, after judicious application of a random number generator, I’ll give the name of the lucky winner of an autographed copy of WEIT.  The flyleaf will contain not only my signature, but my warm personal congratulations and a hand-drawn kitteh.

Thanks to all for participating, and vote if you haven’t yet.  You can still enter the contest by voting the right way and noting your vote on this thread. You have till Sunday afternoon.