The Brown Pelican

January 9, 2014 • 5:49 pm

by Greg Mayer

My Florida correspondent sends this picture of a Brown Pelican (Pelecanus occidentalis) taken on January 9, 2014, along the Caloosahatchee River in Ft. Myers, Florida.

Brown Pelican (Pelecanus occidentalis), Ft. Myers, Florida, 9 January 2014.
Brown Pelican (Pelecanus occidentalis), Ft. Myers, Florida, 9 January 2014.

The pelican above is an adult (note white neck with yellowish wash on head; both are brownish in juveniles) in non-breeding condition (when breeding, most of a pelican’s neck becomes chestnut red).

Brown Pelicans are a conservation success story. Persecuted for their feathers by the hat trade in the 19th and early 20th centuries, DDT in the mid 20th century nearly finished them off, as the thin egg shells caused by the pesticide accumulating in their primarily fish diet led to their near total disappearance from the Gulf Coast and southern California. They were listed as endangered in 1970. DDT was banned in 1972, other recovery actions were taken (including re-introductions), and by the mid 1980s the species was recovering, and some segments of the range were delisted in 1985; the remaining range was delisted in 2009. It is now considered a species of “least concern” by the IUCN.

I’m not sure if the Caribbean populations were ever considered endangered. They were fairly common in both the U.S. and British Virgin Islands during my field work there in the 80s and early 90s.

I mentioned that pelicans’ primary food is fish (which is how the pelicans ingested DDT), but thanks to Youtube, it is now widely known that pelicans also occasionally eat birds (have a look here). I’ve never seen, however, a Brown Pelican feeding this way; they always seem to be Great White Pelicans (Pelecanus onocrotalus). Perhaps this is because Brown Pelicans typically feed by plunge-diving, which would not work so well if your prey-pigeon is standing on land, while Great Whites do more rooting about and grabbing things.

Thursday: Dobrzyn

January 9, 2014 • 2:22 pm

It was a Big Day today: Hili not only went to the vet for her annual anti-worm shot (video below), but got her Official Editor’s Outfit.

First, however, several readers asked to see Fitness, the black cat who lives upstairs (where I am currently sleeping). Fitness and Hili hate each other, which is sad. Fitness is also not as friendly to strangers as is Hili, but he let me take his photo:
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Fitness

Below:walkies along the Vistula. It was another warm day: about 10° C or higher. And, as you see from the photo my camera has finally gotten dust on the sensor.  This is the inevitable result of owning a Panasonic Lumix, but I have found a place in Chicago where I can get it cleaned.

Vistula

It’s a shame about that caterpillar-shaped piece of dust in the sky.

After lunch and a walk, teatime, with plenty of cakes. My favorite is the poppy-seed cake (makowiec, the iced one at top), but I had a bit of everything:

Teatime

After lunch it was time to round up Hili for her visit to the vet. The problem was that she couldn’t be found. After futile searches for her in the orchard, we discovered that she had actually retired to the basement (did she sense an impending vet visit?). Before we took her off, though, she insisted on donning her new gift from visitor Sarah, a cat-sized green eyeshade that officially shows everyone that she is the Editor in Chief!

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“This newspaper is unsatisfactory: it contains no news about cats!”

Editor Hili

Then it was time to put Hili in her carrier for the short drive to the vet. It was my responsibility to carry her, as she has learned how to unlatch the carrier. She did not go gentle into that good basket:

Hili in cage

Poor kitty! But she was pretty well-behaved compared to previous trips, meowing plaintively only a few times.

Voilà: Hili gets her shot (a masterpiece of cinema verité):

And some wine for dinner:

Wine

Spot the Curiosity rover!

January 9, 2014 • 12:48 pm

by Matthew Cobb

@MarsCuriosity (the tw*tter feed of Curiosity rover) just posted this image of Gale Crater on Mars, taken on 11 December by the Mars HiRISE (High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment) Camera on the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter, which we’ve featured here a number of times. Given how much fun everyone has been having with spotting nightjars and moths, have a go at this. There’s a rover hidden somewhere in this pic. Click on the image if you can’t spot it:

http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/jpeg/PIA17755.jpg

Here’s the big version. See it now?

 

Ex Swiss Guard reports constant sexual advances by bishops, cardinals, and priests

January 9, 2014 • 12:29 pm

Is this really a surprise? According to the Irish Times, a member of the elite Swiss Guard—the group of young Swiss males who, among other things, guard the Vatican—has reported that over his two years of service in the Holy City he experienced many come-ons from the supposedly chaste minions of Christ:

The unnamed guard told a Swiss newspaper that he was the subject of 20 “unambiguous sexual requests”.

“One night, after midnight, I received a call on my mobile phone,” said the former guard in the interview. “The person on the other end said he was a cardinal and he asked me to come to his room.”

On another occasion the guard, who said he served during the papacy of Pope John Paul II, found a bottle of whiskey outside his door alongside the calling card of an influential bishop.

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Hey, Reverends, don’t do that!

He recalled a dinner with a priest in a Rome restaurant that took an unexpected turn.

“As the spinach and steak were served, the priest said to me: ‘And you are the dessert’,” recalled the ex-guard, saying he stood up and left without touching his food. When the guard complained about the incident to his superior in the guard, he said he was told that, as he spoke no Italian, he had clearly misunderstood the priest’s intentions.

When the time came for him to leave the Vatican, and the ex-guard intended to apply for a job in the Vatican, he was told to meet an unnamed bishop but to “have a shower beforehand.”

The Times adds this, I suspect with intentional irony:

The Swiss Guard were founded in 1506 by Pope Julius II. Members must be unmarried Swiss men between the ages of 19 and 30 and of “good moral ethical background”.

h/t: Grania

Here’s the nightjar

January 9, 2014 • 11:17 am

Matthew has had problems trying to post the picture of the nighjar, so I’ll just append the photo he sent me and his cryptic note:

Here you are. Problem is that it’s not hi res, so when you enlarge it it’s tough to see. I’ve put a pixellated version on left of image. Head is to the left.

The square inset in the upper left is apparently the pixillated nightjar, which is circled in the original photograph.  You can make out the head and body if you look hard.

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Texas forces brain-dead but pregnant woman to remain on life support

January 9, 2014 • 7:43 am

Well, there’s not much to say about this except that Texas law is idiotic. That state is trying to force a brain-dead but pregnant woman to remain on life support, against the wishes of her parents and husband, so she can serve as a sort of non-sentient incubator.

As the Dallas News reports, Marline Munoz, a paramedic in Crowley, Texas, died on November 26 of a pulmonary embolism. At the time, she was 14 weeks pregnant. She had also previously expressed her wish (since she was a paramedic) to not be kept alive by artificial means. Now her family—both her parents and her husband—wants her to be allowed to die peacefully, especially because the prognosis for the fetus is also poor.

But when the heartbroken family was ready to say goodbye, hospital officials said they could not legally disconnect Marlise from life support. At the time she collapsed, she was 14 weeks’ pregnant.

And because doctors could still detect a fetal heartbeat, state law says Marlise Munoz’s body — against her own and her family’s wishes — must be maintained as an unwilling incubator.

. . . Hospital authorities have declined all comment, other than to say they have no choice but to follow state law.

According to a 2012 report by the Center for Women Policy Studies, laws governing end-of-life preferences for pregnant women vary by state. Texas is one of 12 that automatically invalidates a woman’s legal prerogative if she “is diagnosed with pregnancy.”

This is not only absolutely heartless, but probably a violation of the Constitution. Roe v. Wade gave guidelines for abortion that made it legal before the fetus is viable on its own: between roughly 24-28 weeks, and that time hasn’t passed yet. Were Munoz alive, she would be able to legally elect an abortion. By electing to not remain on life support, and not giving a caveat that she should were she pregnant, that is what she has effectively done. The decision is not the state’s, regardless of its laws. It is now hers and her family’s.

According to the Constitution, a fetus has no “right” to be born until it attains viability on its own. I can’t see how such nonexistent “rights” trump the woman’s legal “prerogative.”

h/t: Diane G

Latest language peeve

January 9, 2014 • 6:07 am

. . . and something you will never see on this website, unless some commenter wants to have their tuchus chewed.

It’s the following sentence:

“This.”

It invariably appears after a passage from someone else that a blogger has quoted with approbation. “This” is simply a faux-hip way to indicate agreement. It is the sign of a lazy writer.

What’s even worse is when it’s followed by the sentence “A hundred times this.”

Call me a curmudgeon (on second thought, don’t dare), but this is the opinion of Professor Ceiling Cat, which is His.

And close behind “this” on the disapprobation scale is the word “peeps” for “people.” “Peeps” is reserved for the marshmallow candies made by the Just Born company:

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THESE are Peeps. Got it?

Of course, I invite you to add your own language peeves below. Please, no comments to the effect of “language evolves, so everything is okay,” vfor this post is designed blow off steam.

p.s. I thought of another: Any sentence that begins with “To be truthful. . . ”  That, of course, implies that the speaker/writer has not previously been truthful.

Why are there no lagomorphs in Patagonia?

January 9, 2014 • 4:25 am

by Matthew Cobb

Look at this map from Wikipedia. It shows the distribution of lagomorphs, which are rabbits and hares (family Leporidae) and pikas (family Ochotonidae). [Etymological titbit #1: The name comes from the greek for hare, lagos, so means hare-shaped.] Pikas are small mammals that tend to live in cold parts of north America and Eurasia.

What does the distribution tell us? In other words, why are the blue bits blue and why are the grey bits grey?

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First of all, this distribution is not entirely natural. Not all the lagomorphs noted here are indigenous. That is, there are lots of bits of blue that are down to human activity: moving rabbits and hares around the world for food and fur. The most notorious examples of this are Australia and New Zealand, where rabbits (and to a lesser extent hares) are now pests.  The distribution in Australia is intriguing – I imagine it means that either they’ve been eradicated from the northern areas or they never got there.

The domestic rabbit, Oryctolagus cuniculus, originated on the Iberian peninsula, and has since spread across the world as we took it to breed for food and fur. [Etymological titbit #2, slightly NSFW: from the latin cuniculus we get the old English term coney (hence Coney Island, I guess) and, more scurrilously, some common slang words referring to female genitalia, such as con in French and the c-word in English.]

Second, the absence of lagomorphs from some major islands (Madagascar, Cuba, Borneo), but their presence on others (Ireland, Iceland, Sumatra) is intriguing. Greg Mayer, who helped me avoid some egregious misteaks in writing this post, highlighted some points in a mail:

Borneo (and Java) are both on the continental shelf, so the absence of lagomorphs there is a puzzle, unlike Cuba and Madagascar, which are old continental (Madagascar) or perhaps oceanic (maybe Cuba) islands, so they would have to disperse cross water to get to them naturally. The rabbits of Sumatra (also on the continental shelf) are native, not introduced (which is why Borneo and Java are a puzzle– all three were connected to the mainland and to one another recently. It looks like lagomorphs are not good at crossing water, as most or all of the islands they are on continental. (Iceland is interesting. It’s not out of the question that Arctic hares could have gotten there on sea ice, but I’m pretty sure that Arctic fox are the only native mammal there. The rabbits/hares would then have to be introduced.)

What really got me interested in this, however, was a tw**t by @NashTurley, asking why there are no lagomorphs in Patagonia – indeed, according to this map there would appear to be none in Argentina or the southern part of Chile. So: a) is it true? and b) if so, why? The European hare does appear to have been introduced into Chile and indeed, is infected with a form of tuberculosis bacterium. (I’m not sure if those little blue blobs at the top left of the Chile part of the map refer to the hares, or if they are more widely distributed.). While the Chile map may not be quite right, it does appear to be the case that there are no lagomorphs in Patagonia. NB: the Patagonian rabbit has nothing to do with Patagonia, it’s simply the name of a breed of very large domestic rabbit. So why the absence of lagomorphs?

Attempts have been made to introduce rabbits into Argentina, but they have basically failed. Indigenous species such as the Tapeti (Sylvilagus brasiliensis), a rabbit, are found in Mexico, through Brazil, extending down to northern Argentina, but they don’t make it further south. These animals crossed the Panamanian land bridge around 3 million years ago. Here’s a fine picture of an alert Tapeti, by Jorge La Grotteria, from here.

The Patagonian mara (Dolichotis patagonum) might represent some kind of competitor. This is actually a rodent related to the guinea pig, but which looks remarkably lagomorphic. Photo from Wikipedia:

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Darwin was struck by these beasts, and called them ‘Patagonian hares’ because they are about the same size, and seem to occupy the same niche.

Is this, then, the answer? Are rabbits outcompeted by mara? But how would this explain the apparent lack of lagomorphs on the other side of the Andes, in southern Chile? Is it just too cold? Myxomatosis – a nasty lethal viral disease deliberately introduced into Australia and France in an attempt to control the domestic rabbit (it doesn’t affect hares), with unintended consequences for some predators which lost their prey species – originates from the southern cone, and may be involved, too.

Biogeography – the distribution of species around the planet – can often give us insights into both the present and past ecology of species, and their evolution. In this case, however, it provides us with a conundrum. Why are there no lagomorphs in Patagonia?

Thanks to Nash Turley and Greg Mayer.