Jerry Coyne is a movie star!

March 23, 2014 • 2:05 pm

Gayle Ferguson in Auckland, New Zealand was kind enough to make and send links to three videos of her rescued kittens, but the star of the show is Jerry Coyne. Here they are, with Gail’s notes (indented):

Jerry and “The Precious” Part I

This little, purple, failed attempt at a knitted baby’s bootie has become highly coveted by the kittens. Whichever kitten has it will defend it by hissing and growling at any other kitten who comes near and might take it away from him!

Notice that Jerry hisses at about 2:13 and again at 2:17!

Jerry and “The Precious” Part II

Jerry, still defending the precious ‘booty-fail’.

MVI 2787 (I don’t know what this means). Here the kittens are all sleeping and Jerry gets extra fusses!

One week from today, Gayle flies with Jerry Coyne to Christchurch to install him in his forever home. Take a good look at these; we may never see video of Jerry Coyne again, though I’ve been promised photos.

Best news headline ever

March 23, 2014 • 12:37 pm

From the Washington Times via reader Barry:

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And the story, short and sweet:

German authorities have intercepted a package headed to the Vatican containing condoms filled with cocaine, the finance ministry said Sunday.

Officers at Leipzig airport found 12 ounces of the drug in liquid form that had been poured into 14 condoms and packed inside a shipment of cushions coming from South America, the Agence France-Presse reported. The narcotics were valued at $55,200,

The package was addressed to the main postal center at the Vatican.

“I can confirm the incident as reported,” the spokesman said, German weekly Bild am Sonntag reported Sunday.

According to AFP, authorities handed the parcel to a police officer at the Vatican with the aim of laying a trap for someone trying to claim it.

The box had remained there since January, however, and investigators believe the intended recipient was likely tipped off that the package had been intercepted.

Hmmm. . . . I wonder if the recipient wanted the condoms as much as the drugs.

Expected creationist pushback over “Cosmos”

March 23, 2014 • 10:12 am

I’m sorry to say that I still haven’t seen “Cosmos,” as I’m up to my eyeballs in writing and reading for that writing, even in the evenings. All reports are that the first two episodes (the third, I guess, is tonight) were good, with a few quibbles from scientists about inaccuracies. The evolution show got good reviews, I’m glad to say, but creationists are, as expected, kvetching. In fact, according to the International Business Times, they want some time on the show.  Or at least Answers in Genesis (Ken Ham’s organization) does:

During an interview with Right Wing Watch, Danny Faulkner, a creationist and astronomy professor from the Christian non-profit organization Answers in Genesis, said the show is biased against creationist scientists and that there are plenty of scientists who consider creationism a valid theory for how Earth came to be.

“Creationists aren’t even on the radar screen for them, they wouldn’t even consider us plausible at all,” Faulkner told Right Wing Watch’s Janet Mefferd in response to her asking if “Cosmos” producers “ever give creationists some time.”

You can hear Faulkner on the Janet Meffert show here. (Note: I didn’t have the heart to listen to it, as my sentiments are expressed in the photo below):

Violin cat

The reason, of course, that scientists don’t consider creationism (and that includes Intelligent Design) implausible is because it is implausible. There’s no evidence for it, and so it doesn’t belong on a science show. Of course the issue of “bias” is raised, but it’s not “bias” to oppose creationism, any more than it’s “bias” to oppose homeopathy.  I’m wondering why the Discovery Institute isn’t complaining as well, for they consider ID to be straight science, and so should have even more grounds for complaint. My prediction is that they’ll remain silent about “Cosmos,” but it’s not a prediction I’m terribly confident about.

To his credit, host Neil deGrasse Tyson has said some pretty strong things against “dogma,” which in his case borders on pretty strong implicit criticism of religion. In an interview at Mother Jones magazine, for instance, he says this:

The stance of Cosmos, Tyson emphasizes, is not anti-religion but anti-dogma: “Any time you have a doctrine where that is the truth that you assert, and that what you call the truth is unassailable, you’ve got doctrine, you’ve got dogma on your hands. And so Cosmos is…an offering of science, and a reminder that dogma does not advance science; it actually regresses it.”

Note, though, that he claims he’s not anti-religion, but what is religion but dogma? Tyson also characterizes the Bruno affair as not really pitting science and religion because “Bruno himself was deeply religious person.” But that’s a bit disingenuous, for Bruno was burned for holding views heretical to the dominant religious powers, even though his heresy involved more than science.

But never mind. Although Tyson coddles religion a bit too much for my liking, the show doesn’t seem to do that at all—not from what I’ve heard.

In the meantime, there are a few parody videos: Tyson remixed for the creationist mind. Here are two called to my attention by reader Gregory. They’re labelled “Cosmos edited for Rednecks/Fox News,” but I’m not wild about the “redneck” monicker: many creationists don’t conform to the “redneck” stereotype at all, and in fact the term is a bit bigoted. But these mashups are still funny:

Part I

Part II

Wisconsin governor issues Christian tw**t

March 23, 2014 • 8:32 am

Scott Walker, the Republican governor of Wisconsin, has a Twi**er feed, and he’s unfortunate enough to be in the same state as the headquarters of the Freedom from Religion Foundation (FFRF). Here’s a tw**t he made on March 16, note that a.) it’s an “official Twitter account”, meaning he’s speaking as governor, and b.) his tweet is a religous—specifically Christian—one:

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The King James Bible gives that verse as follows:

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

Bad move! On an official government website, it’s neither kosher nor Constitutional to push religious views. The inevitable result, a letter from FFRF co-presidents Annie Laurie Gaylor and Dan Barker, is reported on their website. (The screenshot below is from the Daily News, and you can extract it and enlarge it if you want to read the whole thing.)

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The relevant passage of Annie Laurie and Dan’s letter:

To say, “I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me”, seems more like a threat, or the utterance of a theocratic dictator, than of a duly elected civil servant.

After citing the relevant case law prohibiting this kind of behavior, they ask mildly, “May we hear form you at your earliest convenience?”

I don’t think they’ve heard back from him directly, but the governor has issued a statement flatly refusing to remove his tw**t. As The Blaze reported on Friday:

“Governor Walker will not remove the post on his social media,” Walker spokeswoman press secretary Laurel Patrick said in an email. “The verse was part of a devotional he read that morning, which inspired him, and he chose to share it.”

Patrick said Walker’s social media accounts are frequently used “to engage with Wisconsinites on matters of public policy” as well as to give constituents “a sense of who he is.”

She said the scripture reference he posted on March 16 was simply “a reflection of his thoughts for the day.”

That doesn’t seem like a justification for using one’s position as governor to promote Christianity. Of course, had Walker tw**ted a passage from The God Delusion, he’d be in deep doo-doo.

I would have thought that, given the blatant proselytizing here, a lawsuit might be in the offing, but I guess the FFRF doesn’t want to squander its resources on a single tw**t. As they announced (again from The Blaze):

Barker said that the Freedom From Religion Foundation might take definitive action if Walker decided to post Bible messages on a more regular basis, but that in this case they will likely “look the other way.”

“We’re not going to take any legal action on one abuse,” he said. “And it is an abuse — and he should know it’s one.”

I think if Walker knows what’s good for him, he’ll keep any more Bible verses off of his official Twi**er account.

h/t: Tom

It’s snowing again!

March 23, 2014 • 7:05 am

It’s spring, for crying out loud, and when I checked the weather forecast this morning there was no snow predicted. Then, a few hours ago, the white stuff started falling again, and not too lightly, either. Here’s what the quad looks like now:

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Is this going to be like 1816, “the year without a summer,” when it snowed in Massachusetts in June?

Readers’ wildlife photographs: a melange

March 23, 2014 • 5:16 am

Today we have photographs from three readers. Again, you’re welcome to send me your best wildlife (or landscape) photos, but please don’t be upset if I don’t publish them. Final judgement rests, as it always does, with Professor Ceiling Cat.

First is a photo of common starlings (Sturnus vulgaris) at the feeder by reader Diana MacPherson, who calls her photo “A murmuration of starlings finds the fat.” Her note:

A group of starlings found the fat this morning. The starling who comes in for a landing keeps his eye on the other starlings sitting on the railing out of the frame.

Diana A group of starlings finds

Reader Dave sent several shots of America’s largest woodpecker, the pileated (Dryocopus pileatus). His commentary:

I get a lot of woodpeckers at my “suet ball vortex” but it’s always a treat when one of these giants drops by. For some reason they usually seem to lurk in the shadows or around the other side of the feeder so I was particularly happy when this fellow sat on the sunny side and gave me these lovely profile shots.

Dave Pileated

From reader Joe Dickinson, who took these photos on a recent trip to Costa Rica. The identifications are his, and if they need refinement do weigh in below:

White-faced monkeys (actually “white headed capuchins,” Cebus capucinus) with a coconut:

white-faced monkeys defend coconut

A three-toed sloth (Bradypus variegatus):

three toed sloth

This is labeled “lizard porn”. Can anyone identify the species?

lizard porn (some species odf whiptails)

Green iguana (Iguana iguana).

green iguana

A bottlenose dolphin (Tursiops truncatus):

bottle-nose dolphin

 

Caturday felid contest: answers

March 23, 2014 • 4:46 am

Yesterday’s Caturday Felid showed photos of a bunch of famous (but not immediately recognizable) people with their cats, and I asked readers to guess the owners. Most of you got some of them right; I’m not sure that anyone got them all right. At any rate, here are the answers by number:

1.  Robert Redford
2.  Siouxsie Sioux
3.  Christopher Walken
4.  Jean Cocteau
5.  Freddie Mercury
6.  Stanley Kubrick
7.  Elizabeth Taylor
8.  Marianne Faithfull
9.  Yukio Mishima
10. Jane Pauley
11. Henri Matisse (for crying out loud!)
12. Carole Lombard
13. Gustav Klimt

Curiously, it was the painters, Klimt and Matisse, who were most often missed. I know the Klimt picture well, but I doubt that I would have guessed Matisse had I not looked up the photo.

No prizes will be awarded, but perhaps we’ll do it again some time. . .