The Nativity: when theology strikes

December 24, 2014 • 7:00 am

by Grania

Most people who grew up with a Christian background are somewhat familiar with the Nativity story. It is one of the more famous bits thanks in no small part to the runaway commercial success of the Solstice festival it attached itself to, and the rest, so to say, is history. Most people find it somewhat charming: it has plenty of drama, it has gift-giving ceremonies, it has visits from supernatural entities, it has long journeys, and there is even a murderous king.

Most of us are also aware that the four Gospels are very inconsistent in their telling of the Nativity, in fact, only Matthew and Luke even mention it, and they don’t appear to be able to even agree on the year. Moreover, Augustus Caesar did not order a census and even if he had, they certainly didn’t expect people to travel back to their ancestral homes for the sake of being counted.

So it’s not a huge surprise that theologian Rev Ian Paul is reported in The Guardian to be arguing that the well-loved stable scene may in fact not be real either. (TL;DR it was the living area of a normal house, he claims.)

Was it more like this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nativity_of_Jesus_in_art#mediaviewer/File:BruynAltar01.jpg
Bartholomäus Bruyn Altarpiece, St. Johann Baptist Essen

Or more like this:

Folk painting, 17th century, by Mikael Toppelius

 

The stable scene is a staple part of a thousand school nativity plays, as is the preceding”no room at the Inn” setup. It is also a fundamental part of a thousand Christmas Day sermons that have put much stock in being able to show the holy family to be humble and poor, and therefore somehow a lesson in the virtue of poverty and humility. For these reasons, I don’t expect that what Sophisticated Theologians ™ have to say on the subject is going to make a blind bit of difference to the faithful. Let’s face it, the donkey is probably the highlight of any nativity play, and there is not a lot of mileage to be had from a sermon about a baby being born in the comfort of home (not that there’s anything comfortable about having a baby).

Theologians. Next they’ll be telling us that the angels didn’t have tinsel halos either.

h/t: Ant

Wednesday: Hili dialogue

December 24, 2014 • 3:45 am

It’s Christmas Eve, and I hope you all somewhere with loved ones, safe from the maddening, last-minute crowds.

We have a double treat from Dobrzyń today, as there is not just a Dialogue, but also a letter from Hili to her readers.

A: What are you doing there?
Hili: What do you mean what am I doing here? I’m waiting for presents.
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In Polish:
Ja: Co ty tam robisz?
Hili: Jak to co? Czekam na prezenty.
To read Hili’s letter, head over to Listy. It is far more inspiring than most heads of state usually manage.

Krak-oo, hok-oo and boom

December 23, 2014 • 3:21 pm

by Grania

I’m a science groupie, so I can’t even pretend to write about science subjects, but I can recommend some articles I read this week.

The first is in Scientific American, Monkey See, Monkey Speak which is I think really exciting, a breakthrough in understanding actual vocabulary of Campbell’s monkeys. They aren’t going to be typing out Shakespeare any time soon, but it is quite amazing that there are actual words that are not human in origin.

Krak is leopard, Hok is eagle and boom means quite the opposite of what it means in Humanspeak: all clear.

(that’s going to cause some confusion when the Planet of the Apes revolution begins).

Second up is one tweeted by Ed Yong, a fascinating piece by Lizzie Wade on the problems of breeding in captivity to preserve a threatened species: in this case condors hand-reared by puppets turned into rebels without a cause once released into the world:

Around the same time, condors released near the Grand Canyon posed for photographs and swooped past hotel balconies to wild applause from the guests. They lurked along the edges of trails and lunged at passing hikers, ripping off their shoelaces. A field crew in Arizona told The New York Times in 2003 that they’d seen four condors experimenting with what appeared to be group sex. The scientists tasked with keeping the young birds in line (and away from people) compared the job to running a rowdy middle school.

As amusing as that is, the ramifications are not: the breeding program has had to have a serious re-think about their methods as well as whether they are having a positive effect at all.

Lastly, in contrast to the States-side problems, Europe has had a resounding success in reintroducing carnivores back into the wild in the form of wolverines, lynxes and brown bears.

A new study finds that Europe’s other large carnivores are experiencing a resurgence in their numbers, too — and mostly in nonprotected areas where the animals coexist alongside humans. The success is owed to cross-border cooperation, strong regulations and a public attitude that brings wildlife into the fold with human society, rather than banishing it to the wilderness, according to study leader Guillaume Chapron, a professor at the Swedish University of Agricultural Sciences’ Grimsö Wildlife Research Station.

See more wonderful pictures here.

As always, please share your links if you’ve seen a good article to read.

An Irish Christmas Tale

December 23, 2014 • 6:57 am

by Grania

Here’s a true story that made me a little teary-eyed when I read it. It’s good for taking the edge of cynicism off you and restore your faith in humanity a little bit.

It’s written by Donal O’Keeffe, self described blogger and writer.

 

UntitledRead the rest of the tale here.

Note for non-Irish: “garda” is the Irish word for police, and is often used in the form of “guard” as well.

 

Tuesday: Hili dialogue

December 23, 2014 • 3:55 am

Good morning, if it is at all possible, stay in doors and don’t go near  the melee of shoppers.

Hili is a little solipsistic this morning, and who can blame her. She is hardly to blame for lens flares and light refraction.

A: Look, in this picture you have one green eye and one brown eye!
Hili: A cat’s eyes are built differently. Here I see only the beauty of a cat.

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In Polish:

Ja: Popatrz, na tym zdjęciu masz jedno oko zielone, a drugie brązowe.
Hili: Oczy kota są inaczej zbudowane, ja tu widzę tylko piękno kota.

Google car

December 22, 2014 • 4:08 pm

by Grania

The Oatmeal weighs in on Google self-driving cars, which as far as I am concerned can’t arrive soon enough given that humans and their goddamned “intuition” manage to kill 1.2 million and injure another 50 million humans every year.

 

intersection

It’s still a work in progress, but it is so very much better than this:

prototype

Read his whole post here.