A humongous Swiss Army knife

February 8, 2015 • 4:00 pm

When I first saw this thing, I thought for sure it was a Photoshopped joke. Who could possibly carry that thing around with them?
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But it’s real! It is in fact listed as “Giant knife” on the Wenger website (Wenger makes Swiss Army knives), with these specs:

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A two-pound Swiss Army knife that has 87 tools that do 141 things and costs over two thousand dollars! And there’s even a YouTube video in which the knife becomes performance art:

Everyone knows about the Giant Swiss Army Knife’s place in the Guinness Book of World Records, its wide array of 87 implements, and unrivaled 141 functions. But did you know that it also makes a great percussion section in the hands of a super-talented sound designer and composer?

Check out this amazing beat and video from Roger Lima and WhiteNoise Studios, which uses only the implements found on the Giant Swiss Army Knife.

Here are the implements:

  • 2.5-inch 60% serrated locking blade
  • Nail file
  • Nail cleaner
  • Corkscrew
  • Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
  • Removable screwdriver bit adapter
  • 2.5-inch blade for Official World Scout Knife
  • Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
  • Removable screwdiver bit holder
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 0 Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
  • Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
  • Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
  • Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
  • Magnetized recessed bit holder
  • Double-cut wood saw with ruler
  • Chain rivet setter
  • Removable 5mm
  • Allen wrench
  • Screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws
  • Removable tool for adjusting spokes
  • 10mm Hexagonal key for nuts
  • Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
  • Patented locking screwdriver
  • Universal wrench
  • 2.4-inch springless scissors with serrated self-sharpening design
  • 1.65-inch clip point utility blade
  • Phillips head screwdriver
  • 2.5-inch clip-point blade
  • Club face cleaner
  • 2.4-inch round tip blade
  • Patented locking screwdriver
  • Cap lifter
  • Can opener
  • Shoe spike wrench
  • Divot repair tool
  • 4mm Allen wrench
  • 2.5-inch blade
  • Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
  • Double-cut wood saw with ruler
  • Cupped cigar cutter with double honed edges
  • 12/20-gauge choke tube tool
  • Watch case back opening tool
  • Snap shackle
  • Mineral crystal magnifier
  • Compass
  • Straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
  • Telescopic pointer
  • Fish scaler
  • Hook dis-gorger
  • Line guide
  • Shortix laboratory key
  • Micro tool holder
  • Micro tool adapter
  • Micro scraper, straight
  • Micro scraper,curved
  • Laser pointer with 300-foot range
  • Metal file
  • Metal saw
  • Flashlight
  • Micro tool holder
  • Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm
  • Screwdriver 1.2mm
  • Screwdriver .8mm
  • Fine fork for watch spring bars
  • Reamer
  • Pin punch 1.2mm
  • Pin pinch .8mm
  • Round needle file
  • Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
  • Removable tool holder
  • Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
  • Flat Phillips head screwdriver
  • Chisel-point reamer
  • Mineral crystal magnifier
  • Small ruler
  • Extension tool
  • Sping-loaded, locking flat nose needle-nose pliers
  • Removable screwdriver bit holder
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
  • Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
  • Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
  • Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
  • Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
  • Magnetized recessed bit holder
  • Tire tread gauge
  • Fiber optic tool holder
  • Can opener
  • Patented locking screwdriver
  • Cap lifter
  • Wire stripper
  • Reamer
  • Awl
  • Toothpick
  • Tweezers
  • Key ring

Finally, check out the Amazon reviews (sadly, the knife appears to be out of production). Here are two:

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Evolution funnies

February 8, 2015 • 2:10 pm

The latest Herman strip, drawn by Jim Unger, shows us one way of accommodationism. And it comes perilously close to those theistic evolutionists—including both scientists and creationists—who accept evolution but say that God either set up the process so that it would be guaranteed to produce Homo sapiens (the view of Simon Conway Morris, whose theory we discussed earlier today), or tweaked evolution from time to time to ensure that we’d appear.

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And over at The Onion, there’s a grim report on natural selection (click on screenshot below to see the piece):

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An excerpt:

EARTH—In a seemingly unstoppable cycle of carnage that has become tragically commonplace throughout the biosphere, sources confirmed this morning that natural selection has killed an estimated 38 quadrillion organisms in its bloodiest day yet.

Numerous reports from biomes on all seven continents revealed that over the past 24 hours, the ruthless biological phenomenon had ended the lives of a record 360 trillion animals and 908 trillion plants, along with 36.7 quadrillion fungi, protists, and bacteria.

“What we’re seeing here is the work of a hardened, practiced killer,” said Yale University evolutionary biologist Richard Prum, describing the brutal process through which a massive number of victims—among them thousands of starfish, countless patches of moss, and entire colonies of intestinal protozoa—were massacred with little to no warning. “These weak and helpless organisms, all of which appeared to have had no way to defend themselves against this latest wave of violence, were wiped out in cold blood.”

“It is painfully clear this slaughter was perpetrated by a force that holds zero regard for the value of life,” Prum added . . .

What’s curious is that there really is an evolutionary biologist at Yale named Richard Prum. I wonder if he really said that stuff (in jest, of course). They also quote a “University of Calcutta zoologist” who appears to be fictitious. Jeez—they’re making stuff up!

h/t: Steve

 

 

Simon Conway Morris’s new book on evolutionary convergence. Does it give evidence for God?

February 8, 2015 • 11:59 am

The eminent paleobiologist Simon Conway Morris, who did seminal work on the Burgess Shale Fauna, has a new book out. Published on January 19, it’s called The Runes of Evolution: How the Universe Became Self-Aware. And it was published by Templeton Press, which should tell you something about its contents.41O9HaXoi1L

 

Now the subtitle does seem to be a bit wooish and Deepak-ish: in fact, more than a bit, for the Universe is certainly not self-aware, at least in the sense that it has a Big Mind that can produce awareness. Unless, that is, if you believe in God, which Conway Morris certainly does (he’s a devout Christian). And I suspect, and am willing to bet, that the message of this book is that the evolutionary phenomenon of convergence—its nominal topic—gives evidence for the deity. Like Conway Morris’s previous book, it is probably a work of natural theology.

In 2003 Conway Morris produced a fat book called Life’s Solution: Inevitable Humans in a Lonely Universe. Much of the book was quite good, for it was the first concerted attempt to document the phenomenon of “evolutionary convergence.” This is the phenomenon whereby unrelated species evolve similar traits in response to similar selective pressures, so they “converge” in the way they look.

There are lots of examples of such convergence; one of the most famous is the way that marsupial and plancental mammals, though their ancestors diverged about 160 million years ago, have produced species that look very similar. Here’s a picture of several convergences from The Roaming Naturalist; I have a similar picture in Why Evolution is True and give more examples below:

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The problem with Conway Morris’s Life’s Solution was not its catalogue of remarkable convergences, which I found fascinating, but in its aim: to claim that evolutionary convergence gives evidence for God. That is, he used the phenomenon of convergence to argue that there are certain favored paths for evolution (which, indeed, there almost certainly are)—but that one of those paths must lead to Homo sapiens or a similarly self-aware creature (I call them “humanoids”) that can apprehend and worship God.

Lest you doubt that this is where Conway Morris was going in that book, read my post about it from 2012. (You can read about Conway Morris’s religious beliefs and denigration of atheism here.)

As I said, I haven’t yet read the new book, and I will, but the description at the Templeton Press site suggests that it’s a popular version of Life’s Solution, and with the same message—with added “self-awareness of the universe”:

How did human beings acquire imaginations that can conjure up untrue possibilities? How did the Universe become self-aware? In The Runes of Evolution, Simon Conway Morris revitalizes the study of evolution from the perspective of convergence, providing us with compelling new evidence to support the mounting scientific view that the history of life is far more predictable than once thought.

A leading evolutionary biologist at the University of Cambridge, Conway Morris came into international prominence for his work on the Cambrian explosion (especially fossils of the Burgess Shale) and evolutionary convergence, which is the process whereby organisms not closely related (not monophyletic), independently evolve similar traits as a result of having to adapt to similar environments or ecological niches.

In The Runes of Evolution, he illustrates how the ubiquity of convergence hints at an underlying framework whereby many outcomes, not least brains and intelligence, are virtually guaranteed on any Earth-like planet. Conway Morris also emphasizes how much of the complexity of advanced biological systems is inherent in microbial forms.

In anticipation that this new book will mirror the old one, including its message of human inevitability, let me reproduce something I wrote a while back criticizing the ideas that a). the evolution of humans (or humanoids) was inevitable and b). that evolutionary convergence gives us evidence for a Divine Plan. My article in the 2009 New Republic, “Seeing and believing,” reviewed two books on evolution by Kenneth Miller and Karl Giberson. Both of them use arguments similar to Conway Morris’s for why evolutionary convergence gives evidence for God. Rather than rewrite my argument (which I’ve already done in the upcoming Faith versus Fact), I’ll just reproduce a bit of what I wrote five years ago:

To support the inevitability of humans, Giberson and Miller invoke the notion of evolutionary convergence. This idea is simple: species often adapt to similar environments by independently evolving similar features. Ichthyosaurs (ancient marine reptiles), porpoises, and fish all evolved independently in the water, and through natural selection all three acquired fins and a similar streamlined shape. Complex “camera eyes” evolved in both vertebrates and squid. Arctic animals such as polar bears, arctic hares, and snowy owls either are white or turn white in the winter, hiding them from predators or prey. Perhaps the most astonishing example of convergence is the similarity between some species of marsupial mammals in Australia and unrelated placental mammals that live elsewhere. The marsupial flying phalanger looks and acts just like the flying squirrel of the New World. Marsupial moles, with their reduced eyes and big burrowing claws, are dead ringers for our placental moles. Until its extinction in 1936, the remarkable thylacine, or Tasmanian wolf, looked and hunted like a placental wolf.

Convergence tells us something deep about evolution. There must be preexisting “niches,” or ways of life, that call up similar evolutionary changes in unrelated species that adapt to them. That is, starting with different ancestors and fuelled by different mutations, natural selection can nonetheless mold bodies in very similar ways–so long as those changes improve survival and reproduction. There were niches in the sea for fish-eating mammals and reptiles, so porpoises and ichthyosaurs became streamlined. Animals in the Arctic improve their survival if they are white in the winter. And there must obviously be a niche for a small omnivorous mammal that glides from tree to tree. Convergence is one of the most impressive features of evolution, and it is common: there are hundreds of cases.

All it takes to argue for the inevitability of humanoids, then, is to claim that there was a “humanoid niche”–a way of life that required high intelligence and sophisticated self-consciousness–and that this niche remained unfilled until inevitably invaded by human ancestors. But was its occupation really inevitable? Miller is confident that it was:

“But as life re-explored adaptive space, could we be certain that our niche would not be occupied? I would argue that we could be almost certain that it would be–that eventually evolution would produce an intelligent, self-aware, reflective creature endowed with a nervous system large enough to solve the very same questions we have, and capable of discovering the very process that produced it, the process of evolution…. Everything we know about evolution suggests that it could, sooner or later, get to that niche.”

Miller and Giberson are forced to this view for a simple reason. If we cannot prove that humanoid evolution was inevitable, then the reconciliation of evolution and Christianity collapses. For if we really were the special object of God’s creation, our evolution could not have been left to chance. (It may not be irrelevant that although the Catholic Church accepts most of Darwinism, it makes an official exception for the evolution of Homo sapiens, whose soul is said to have been created by God and inserted at some point into the human lineage.)

The difficulty is that most scientists do not share Miller’s certainty. This is because evolution is not a repeatable experiment. We cannot replay the tape of life over and over to see if higher consciousness always crops up. In fact, there are good reasons for thinking that the evolution of humanoids was not only not inevitable, but was a priori improbable. Although convergences are striking features of evolution, there are at least as many failures of convergence. These failures are less striking because they involve species that are missing. Consider Australia again. Many types of mammals that evolved elsewhere have no equivalents among marsupials. There is no marsupial counterpart to a bat (that is, a flying mammal), or to giraffes and elephants (large mammals with long necks or noses that can browse on the leaves of trees). Most tellingly, Australia evolved no counterpart to primates, or any creature with primate-like intelligence. In fact, Australia has many unfilled niches–and hence many unfulfilled convergences, including that prized “humanoid” niche. If high intelligence was such a predictable result of evolution, why did it not evolve in Australia? Why did it arise only once, in Africa?

This raises another question. We recognize convergences because unrelated species evolve similar traits. In other words, the traits appear in more than one species. But sophisticated, self-aware intelligence is a singleton: it evolved just once, in a human ancestor. (Octopi and dolphins are also smart, but they do not have the stuff to reflect on their origins.) In contrast, eyes have evolved independently forty times, and white color in Arctic animals appeared several times. It is hard to make a convincing case for the evolutionary inevitability of a feature that arose only once. The elephant’s trunk, a complex and sophisticated adaptation (it has over forty thousand muscles!), is also an evolutionary singleton. Yet you do not hear scientists arguing that evolution would inevitably fill the “elephant niche.” Giberson and Miller proclaim the inevitability of humanoids for one reason only: Christianity demands it.

Finally, it is abundantly clear that the evolution of human intelligence was a contingent event: contingent on the drying out of the African forest and the development of grasslands, which enabled apes to leave the trees and walk on two legs. Indeed, to maintain that the evolution of humans was inevitable, you must also maintain that the evolution of apes was inevitable, that the evolution of primates was inevitable, that the rise of mammals was inevitable, and so on back through dozens of ancestors, all of whose appearances must be seen as inevitable. This produces a regress of increasing unlikelihood. In the end, the question of whether human-like creatures were inevitable can be answered only by admitting that we do not know–and adding that most scientific evidence suggests that they were not. Any other answer involves either wishful thinking or theology.

One final note: I argue that the contigency of evolution means that the appearance of humans wasn’t inevitable. How do I reconcile that with my view of physical determinism—that, barring truly indeterminate quantum effects, everything that happens in the universe obeys physical laws, and thus is in principle predictable? Doesn’t that view mean that if the tape of evolution was rerun, humans would appear again, simply as a result of physical law? In Faith Versus Fact, I argue “no,” and for two reasons. First, the raw material for evolution—mutation—is likely to be a quantum phenomenon, both in the nature of replication errors in the DNA and in the cosmic rays that can also cause mutations. Both of those may be fundamentally non-deterministic phenomena, and hence unpredictable in principle. And if the raw material for evolution is unpredictable in principle, then so are its products. That means that if we reran the tape of life, one couldn’t say with any certainty that humanlike creatures would appear.

Second, or so Official Website Physicist™ Sean Carroll tells me, many of the cosmic bodies produced after the Big Bang also resulted from quantum phenomena in the early universe. That means that the Earth and its physical conditions were likely not a result determined at the moment of the Big Bang. Now that doesn’t mean that there isn’t life on other planets—in fact, I suspect there is. But it means that the inevitability of humans evolving on Earth (a tenet of Christian evolutionists like Conway Morris and Miller) isn’t a result of the inevitability of the laws of physics.

If humans really are an inevitable product of evolution, we could in principle test that by looking at life on other planets. For if there is life in those places, it must have been life that evolved. And if it’s life that evolved, then, according to Conway Morris, there will be “humanoid” creatures there, with intelligence similar to ours (or even more advanced), as well as some belief in and worship of God. You can rerun the tape of life on planets other than ours!

A Lego Beagle (Darwin’s): Vote for it!

February 8, 2015 • 10:55 am

I don’t know how long Lego sets have been around, as I didn’t have them as a kid (I made do with Lincoln Logs, Erector Sets, and Tinkertoys). But they’re how a favorite among kids, and I like the idea of multi-use toys that you can make many things with.

Legos can also come in specialized kits, and the company has invited people to submit their own ideas for build-your-own Lego kits on a site called Lego Ideas.  But I’ve found the BEST Lego Idea, and you can vote for it. The process of voting is described below: if a project gets 10,000 supporters, it’s reviewed by the company and then submitted for everyone. The most popular Legos get made into kits:

Well, here’s a project, brought to my attention by reader Sarah, that I think we can all get behind: a model of the H.M.S. Beagle, complete with Darwin, Fitzroy, and a number of cool accoutrements. The project is described here (there are high-resolution photographs on Flickr).

The builder notes the details and rationale; I’ll give some pictures:

The HMS Beagle was built with great detail and as accurately as possible, using 2024 pieces.

Because of the high historical, scientific and educational importance of the theme, I think this set would be a great addition to collections of Lego, and both kids and adults could learn a lot while they play, evoking the travel of these great explorers of the nineteenth century, whose discoveries changed the way we understand nature.

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Note about the sails. I made sails with bricks because LDD don’t  have canvas sails option, but if the project becomes approved, I think the model would be more stable if used canvas sails, plus more than 700 bricks would be saved, and the set would be cheaper and more accessible.
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1778461-o_19d2pmusv1lrh1fp0obj11fvq307-fullI’d rather see Darwin’s cabin showing him arranging his specimens, but this will do:
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 Darwin rides a turtle—awesome! And there’s a finch, too!
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The 8 “mini-figs” are below, and how angry Fitzroy looks! He wasn’t very good pals with Darwin, and eventually killed himself by slitting his throat with a razor.
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It’s easy and free to support this project: just go to the project’s page and click “support” in the upper-right-hand column. You have to register, but it takes just a minute and there’s no obligations or anything. (I’ve already voted.) You can also click below to get to the page:
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We need 9,000 more supporters to get Lego to look at this, and if every reader took 5 minutes to give their support, we’d be over the top in a day.  Think of the children! Can you think of a better way to get them interested in evolution?

Guest post: Bill Maher promotes medical woo on “Real Time”

February 8, 2015 • 9:00 am

JAC comment: Yesterday I received an exercised email (with video links) from reader Kurt, complaining bitterly about the promotion of medical woo on a recent episode of Bill Maher’s “Real Time”—promotion done with Maher’s apparent approval and complicity. Rather than rephrase Kurt’s email or risk plagiarizing his take on the show, I asked him to write his email as a post. He kindly complied, and I think you’ll be shocked at what happened on this episode, as you’ll see in the second video below. The anti-vaccination slant of every panelist, as well as of Maher himself, is deeply disturbing, as are their dark hints that there’s some shaky science behind the claim that vaccinations are safe and effective. Maher argues that anti-vaxxers are not at all comparable to climate-change denialists, and raises the specter that “over-vaccination” could hurt people’s immune systems.

Kurt doesn’t talk about the vaccination bit in his post, but do pay attention to that part too, and to how all the discussants damn vaccinations with faint praise.

I’m appalled that a man so adamant in his support of evolution—and, as far as I knew, science in general—can be so wrong-headed when it comes to scientific medicine.

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Not Even Wrong: Review of “Real Time with Bill Maher” science-denying panel discussion

By Kurt

I wanted to draw your attention to the 6 February, 2015 episode of “Real Time” with Bill Maher.

The one-on-one interview segment with journalist Johann Hari, whose podcast I used to enjoy immensely and from whom I haven’t heard in a long time (he was apparently lying low after being involved in a plagiarism scandal as well as researching his book), was pretty interesting.  Hari was hawking his book “Chasing the Scream: the First and Last Days of the War on Drugs”.  The book’s website (chasingthescream.com) indicates during his research Hari recognized “three startling truths: Drugs are not what we think they are. Addiction is not what we think it is. And the drug war has very different motives to the ones we have seen on our TV screens for so long.” Here’s Hari’s interview with Maher:

 

 

The panel segment featured Amy Holms, a journalist from The Blaze who anchors “The Hot List”; John McCormack, a journalist from The Weekly Standard (a conservative magazine); and Marianne Williamson, described in her bio as “an internationally acclaimed spiritual author and lecturer”. Williamson also spearheads the Sister Giant Conference, the theme of which this year is “Activating Conscience and Restoring Our Democracy”; is it me or is there just the slightest whiff of Deepakity in this theme? This segment was a bloody train wreck.  See for yourself:

 

 

Suffice it to say that this segment was an embarrassment of woo-riches. I mean that literally: it was embarrassing.  Practically every hoary touchstone of medical woo was mentioned by Maher. Here’s a short list:

  • Maher complained that Western doctors always treat the symptoms rather than causes of a disease. He actually said that he’s never heard a western doctor ask “What do you eat?” Funny—my doctor talks to me about my diet all the goddamn time! And David Gorski of “Respectful Insolence” and “Science-Based Medicine” writes frequently that diet and exercise are something physicians harp on constantly and that the media somehow wongly attributes this as more a part of the  tookit of CAM [complementary and alternative medicine].
  • Maher complained about the recent research on the salutary effects of moderate drinking: “Two drinks a day?  How about no drinks a day?”
  • Westerners undergo too much surgery!
  • Maher complained that doctors tell us to stay out of the sun completely; I’m not sure where he came up with that idea.
  • Maher brought up Aspartame, which he didn’t even know how to pronounce, and declared it “shit”.  I first heard the supposed problems with Aspartame debunked back in 2008, yet Maher’s still pushing this garbage?  Who does his research?
  • “One word: Monsanto.” (A statement by Maher.)

This last bit was what drove me over the edge; it starts at 10:50 in the second link above.  Three-fourths of the panel was decrying the use of GMOs, with Maher displaying a lack of empathy for how helpful GMOs (e.g., golden rice) can be for the starving citizens of third-world nations. McCormack, the Weekly Standard columnist (how messed up is it when the columnist from that publication is the voice of reason?!), then asked the very reasonable question: “What studies have shown that GMOs are harmful?” Both Maher and Williamson said: “Oh!” as in “Oh, you poor deluded fool”.  Williamson even touched his forearm in sympathy as with an errant child who desperately needs guidance. It was infuriating.  Additionally galling was the frequent applause from the audience during this segment; they really seemed to enjoy the panel’s anti-science remarks.

This is by no means a complete list of the errors made by the panel, as the segment was a breathtaking Gish Gallop of poor reasoning, but I’ll let the commenters take up the slack.

If there was anything funny or insightful about the rest of the show, I missed it because I was really angry.  I thought WEIT’s readers might find this episode interesting and infuriating as well.

The most beautiful sunrise in the history of the Earth

February 8, 2015 • 7:15 am

by Matthew Cobb

This glorious photo of the sunrise on Saturday was taken in the UK’s Lake District by a hillfarmer called James Rebanks who tw**ts (@herdyshepherd1 – over 37,000 followers) while looking after his Herdwick sheep. These sheep are a very hardy breed who spend their whole time out on the hills of Cumbria. Rebanks is also a hardy breed – his family has farmed in the area for over 600 years. The title of this post is Rebanks’ title for his photo – other sunrises are available, but I think he has a point. (Photos reproduced with permission.)

Here are other pics in the same series, with poetry:

‘Over the land speckled with snow half-thawed, The speculating rooks at their nests cawed…”

“… And see from elm tops delicate as flowers of grass, What we below can not see, Winter pass”  —Edward Thomas

And here are the beasts themselves, with a flavour of his tw**ts – giving us townies an insight into his daily routine. “Treating my ewes for lice… Blue stuff on their backs stops them scratching. Routine maintenance for a healthy flock”
In April, Rebanks is publishing  a book, The Shepherd’s Life: A Tale of the Lake District (it has a slightly different subtitle in the US, and is out in May there)If the prose is as powerful as the tw**ts and the photos, it will be a great read. Here’s the publisher’s blurb:

Some people’s lives are entirely their own creations. James Rebanks’ isn’t. The first son of a shepherd, who was the first son of a shepherd himself, he and his family have lived and worked in and around the Lake District for generations. Their way of life is ordered by the seasons and the work they demand, and has been for hundreds of years. A Viking would understand the work they do: sending the sheep to the fells in the summer and making the hay; the autumn fairs where the flocks are replenished; the gruelling toil of winter when the sheep must be kept alive, and the light-headedness that comes with spring, as the lambs are born and the sheep get ready to return to the fells.

These modern dispatches from an ancient landscape tell the story of a deep-rooted attachment to place, describing a way of life that is little noticed and yet has profoundly shaped this landscape. In evocative and lucid prose, James Rebanks takes us through a shepherd’s year, offering a unique account of rural life and a fundamental connection with the land that most of us have lost. It is a story of working lives, the people around him, his childhood, his parents and grandparents, a people who exist and endure even as the world changes around them. Many stories are of people working desperately hard to leave a place. This is the story of someone trying desperately hard to stay.

Sunday: Hili dialogue

February 8, 2015 • 5:04 am
It’s time for weekend walkies through the snow down to the Vistula River, but Andrzej and Malgorzata are too slow for the animals. Oh the humanity!

Cyrus: Is the humanity following us?
Hili: The humanity is dithering somewhat.

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 In Polish:
Cyrus: Czy ludzkość za nami podąża?
Hili: Ludzkość jest jakaś niezdecydowana.

Today’s Google Doodle celebrates Laura Ingalls Wilder

February 7, 2015 • 4:20 pm

I have to admit that I never read Little House on the Prairie, or the seven other books in the “Little House” series, nor did I ever watch the t.v. show; but I’m sure there are sufficiently many readers to be impressed by today’s Google Doodle honoring Laura Ingalls Wilder (click on it to go to a bunch of articles about her):

Screen Shot 2015-02-07 at 12.04.21 PMWilder was born in 1867, and died 90 years later (that’s right, she lived during many of our lifetimes) on this date, February 10. Surprisingly, Wilder’s autobiography was published only last November, and by the South Dakota Historical Society Press, for crying out loud. But good for them, as it’s cleaning up: Pioneer Girl is #713 on Amazon, a very good show.

The Mirror (!) gives a few details of the doodle:

The Google Doodle depicts characters Laura and older sister, Mary, made through needle felting.

The figures were made from a wire armature which was then sculptured using a process called ‘roving’, in which loose wool is stabbed through with a needle.