Welcome to another damn work week: it’s Monday, November 16, 2020: National Fast Food Day, as well as National Button Day, Have a Party with Your Bear Day, and International Day for Tolerance.
News of the Day:
Yes, Franco is still dead, and Trump still hasn’t conceded the election to Biden, despite growing pressure from Republicans like John Bolton to do so. The final act of the Drama That is Trump is the is worst act. For instance, these tweets were emitted yesterday:
He only won in the eyes of the FAKE NEWS MEDIA. I concede NOTHING! We have a long way to go. This was a RIGGED ELECTION!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 15, 2020
We won’t let a RIGGED ELECTION steal our Country! https://t.co/r0H4ZcDkHv
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 15, 2020
Biden’s cabinet appointments will need Senate confirmation, and, given the likelihood of a Republican Senate headed by Mitch “666” McConnell, this may be a tough go. Over at Slate, Jeff Hauser and David Segal suggest a “Plan B”: Biden can declare that the Senate is adjourned, and use the “Vacancies Act” to appoint his cabinet secretaries during the adjournment. It’s not optimal, but it’s a way of avoiding any obstructionism on the part of McConnell.
In Belgium, a racing pigeon named New Kim set a world record for pigeon auctions, bringing in $1.9 million after a bidding war between two wealthy Chinese:
During a frantic last half-hour Sunday at the end of a two-week auction, two Chinese bidders operating under the pseudonyms of Super Duper and Hitman drove up the price by $325,000, leaving the previous record that Belgian-bred Armando fetched last year well behind by $406,000. Super Duper got the 3-year-old hen.
It is proof again that an age-old hobby in Western Europe identified with working-class men now has a new, elitist foreign lease on life. Top breeders relying on generations of family experience can now sell their birds for prices unheard of merely a decade ago, and often China is their destination.
Pretty good for a bird with a lifespan of about ten years! Here’s New Kim:
Finally, today’s reported Covid-19 death toll in the U.S. is 246,079, an increase of about 600 from yesterday’s figure. The world death toll is 1,325,404, an increase of about 6,200 over yesterday’s report.
Stuff that happened on November 16 includes:
- 1532 – Francisco Pizarro and his men capture Inca Emperor Atahualpa at the Battle of Cajamarca.
- 1849 – A Russian court sentences writer Fyodor Dostoyevsky to death for anti-government activities linked to a radical intellectual group; his sentence is later commuted to hard labor.
Here’s Dosteyevsky about 1845, before he went to prison:
- 1855 – David Livingstone becomes the first European to see the Victoria Falls in what is now Zambia–Zimbabwe.
And what a sight! Here they are from the air; the width of the falls is about a mile.
- 1904 – English engineer John Ambrose Fleming receives a patent for the thermionic valve (vacuum tube).
- 1933 – The United States and the Soviet Union establish formal diplomatic relations.
- 1938 – LSD is first synthesized by Albert Hofmann from ergotamine at the Sandoz Laboratories in Basel.
Hofmann lived to be 102. I met him at Harvard in the Seventies when he lectures on his discovery of LSD in Richard Schultes Economic Botany class (I came for the one-time leccture). Hofmann was staid and lectured (as did Schultes) in a white lab coat: not at all the guy I expected, which was a Kesey-esque figure. Here he is at 100:
- 1940 – The Holocaust: In occupied Poland, the Nazis close off the Warsaw Ghetto from the outside world.
- 1973 – U.S. President Richard Nixon signs the Trans-Alaska Pipeline Authorization Act into law, authorizing the construction of the Alaska Pipeline.
- 1988 – In the first open election in more than a decade, voters in Pakistan elect populist candidate Benazir Bhutto to be Prime Minister of Pakistan.
- 1990 – Pop group Milli Vanilli are stripped of their Grammy Award because the duo did not sing at all on the Girl You Know It’s True album. Session musicians had provided all the vocals.
- 1992 – The Hoxne Hoard is discovered by metal detectorist Eric Lawes in Hoxne, Suffolk.
Here’s the discovered hoard of Roman coins and jewelry; it’s now worth about £3.6 million. Caption from Wikipedia:
Hoxne Hoard: Display case at the British Museum showing a reconstruction of the arrangement of the hoard treasure when excavated in 1992.
The last issue of the New Yorker (click on screenshot) has a good article (probably not free) about the world of British metal detectorists, a big find of Viking treasure, and how finders sometimes evade government regulations (they get half the market value of a find, and the landowner gets the other half, while the find goes to museums).
Notables born on this day were few, and include:
- 1873 – W. C. Handy, American trumpet player and composer (d. 1958)
- 1896 – Oswald Mosley, English fascist leader and politician (d. 1980)
Here’s Mosley giving a speech to his fellow fascist blackshirts in Manchester (where Matthew lives and teaches); he was imprisoned from 1940-1943:
- 1922 – José Saramago, Portuguese novelist (d. 2010)
- 1977 – Maggie Gyllenhaal, American actress and singer
Those who took their last breath on November 16 are also few; they include:
- 1960 – Clark Gable, American actor and singer (b. 1901)
- 1961 – Sam Rayburn, American lawyer and politician, 48th Speaker of the United States House of Representatives (b. 1882)
- 2006 – Milton Friedman, American economist and academic, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1912)
Meanwhile in Dobrzyn, Hili is bragging again:
Hili: Every cat has the scratching-post she deserves.
A: By a coincidence you’ve got the most beautiful one.
Hili: Każdy kot ma taki drapak na taki zasługuje.Ja: Zbiegiem wielu okoliczności trafił ci się ten najpiękniejszy.
Here is Kulka’s sweet kitten face as she snoozes on Andrzej’s desk. Note her resemblance to Hili, though Hili has green eyes while Kulka’s are gold.
From Jesus of the Day:
From John: “The Owl and the Pussycat”:
From Bruce, who says, “Count the faces and animals in this one”:
Titania has a new article out about the Recently Woke Sainsburys (link in hir tweet):
"As white liberals it is our responsibility to protect people of colour by keeping them separate from everyone else…"
My latest column for @TheCriticMag in which I give thanks for anti-racist supermarkets.https://t.co/qmLrHeuSGs
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) November 15, 2020
From reader Ginger. I think I’m a mixture of 2 and 9:
— Aww Cats 🐱 (@AwwCats_) November 14, 2020
Tweets from Matthew. Listen to the wonderful voice on that donkey!
A virtuoso baritone vocalist, accompanied by violin, dazzles the public with one of the most stunning donkey voices ever heard. pic.twitter.com/TkuJVvbfH9
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) November 15, 2020
This this Trump’s backhanded concession that Biden won?
He won because the Election was Rigged. NO VOTE WATCHERS OR OBSERVERS allowed, vote tabulated by a Radical Left privately owned company, Dominion, with a bad reputation & bum equipment that couldn’t even qualify for Texas (which I won by a lot!), the Fake & Silent Media, & more! https://t.co/Exb3C1mAPg
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 15, 2020
And a nice reaction from Trump’s niece:
Fixed it for you: pic.twitter.com/tVoiVJCRNt
— Mary L Trump (@MaryLTrump) November 15, 2020
Here’s an excellent stay-at-home ad from the German government. It’s subtitled in English in the second tweet:
Great message. I subtitled it in English as this is a universal message. pic.twitter.com/5inar0NoQd
— Axel Antoni (@antoni_UK) November 14, 2020
Matthew tweets about Ollie, the Devil Cat who clawed open my nose. I tried to tell him that the appendages are called “legs” or “forelegs”, but he insists that in his house they are “arms”.
Ollie has long arms. (This is a big box that should have been chucked out but he has adopted as his throne.) pic.twitter.com/FqiXi64sce
— Matthew Cobb (@matthewcobb) November 13, 2020
What are these birds and what are they doing????
Watch rare shorebirds engage in a synchronized water dance: https://t.co/UrVwZQ2tPQ pic.twitter.com/RfILcXpPxX
— News from Science (@NewsfromScience) November 12, 2020
Did the topic of Leary and Alpert getting 86’d from Harvard a decade earlier come up?
Also noted, he was a Hofmann, not Hoffman. Klaus Hofmann, the grand old man of peptide (hormone) synthetic chemistry was always emphatic that he was not one of THOSE.
Eric Idle’s reply is doubly witty and satirical — at first, I thought “ouch!” as in how the Hobbit gang are sorta like bratty teenagers — then it sank in — The Second Breakfast Club — yes!
The Second Breakfast Club…wouldn’t that be brunch?
“Second” means the first breakfast has already been settled.
“Second” means the first has already been settled.
Here’s an excellent stay-at-home ad from the German government.
There are two more videos, but in German language only. Here is the official link:
https://www.bundesregierung.de/breg-de/themen/coronavirus/besonderehelden-1-1811518
They dig her soup in Philly. 🙂
C4’s The Last Leg made the interesting point that Donny could resign and hand authority over to Pence, who would then issue a pardon for the various legal travails that await citizen Tr*mp (which are many if the beeb are correct). If this is accurate, and if DT took the option, would Pence actually do it, or take the opportunity for a stab in the back… I have no idea if this is feasible, the tv show is a comedy, despite its serious coverage of some issues 😁
This idea has been floating around for some time. Trump has to decide whether he pardons himself or goes the Pence pardon route. I suppose he could do both. That would keep SCOTUS busy for a while.
Pence could pardon some of the charges, but he can’t pardon state charges, like the ones in NY state investigating his tax returns. So it’s a half-assed plan at best.
The shorebirds are Wilson’s Phalaropes; the spinning behaviour stirs up small invertebrates which are then eaten by the birds. This very time last year I was watching a flock of 800 of them behaving this way in Argentina. Btw, they show reverse sexual dimorphism, with the females more brightly plumaged, and abandoning the eggs to be incubated by a succession of males.
The space shot went very smooth last night. Thanks for the reminder to watch. Sure bet that Trump had absolutely nothing to do with it. He probably thinks they are out there looking for missing votes.
Or hiding them for the Dems…
SPACE FORCE!
They had some minor issue with fuel heaters but it was resolved. Docking with ISS is due to happen around 11 pm Eastern tonight.
Jesse Watters has to be the dumbest creature ever to get his own gig on a national television network. He’s not worthy to be the fill-in host for Wayne & Garth on Arora, IL public-access tv. (Christ, he doesn’t even know how to write his own last name in the possessive case.)
I have seen a number of videos over the last year or so of people playing music for animals, mainly cows. It makes me wish I could play an instrument. We have lots of cows around us.
Wolf Gang Amadeus Moo—tzart
Ludwig van Beet-hoove-n
Elephants Gerald
Just play a recording. The cows won’t care. 😉
To reverse the scenario, I think that a cow playing a tuba to me would be a low blow.
I wonder how many times the owner of that homing pigeon has sold it to suckers who should have realised it would fly back to its original home ASAP?!
🙂
Nice to learn of Chinese fat cats spending huge sums on renewable species vs. promoting the continued extirpation of critically endangered species.
DT is a petulant child. On a scale of cats I feel like #5.
I half hope drump does not concede and gets escorted out.
Mildly intrigued by JC’s reference to Mitch McConnell as “666” I googled this and discovered this was the size of the Federal deficit one year after 45 took office, and that there are 666 children whose parents cannot be located due to the border separation policy.
The links are https://www.wbur.org/cognoscenti/2020/07/30/covid-19-stimulus-deficit-rich-barlow
and
https://www.democracynow.org/2020/11/10/headlines/lawyers_cannot_find_the_parents_of_666_children_separated_from_their_families_at_the_us_border
My own nickname for 45, “the clockwork orangatan”, never quite took off with the American public.
The Scots devised some great nicknames for Trump the last time he was in the UK, including “Cheeto-faced Hellbeast” and “Apricot Shitgibbon.”
I was in England for two weeks in the summer of 2018, and unexpectedly overlapped with 45’s visit to same. I even saw local papers in Oxford about locals planning to protest his visit at Blenheim Palace. I also got some sympathy from Brits saying “we’re so sorry you couldn’t get away from Donald Trump”.
DUring this time I saw a video of actor David Tennant in his strong Scottish accent (which he suppressed for Doctor Who) saying “Donald Trump says he is going to come to Scotland because we like him there.
No, we don’t. We phuquing don’t”
Brazil had municipal elections yesterday for over 5500 mayors and city councils, with 147 million Brazilians voting. In contrast to the US, all races had been called by 8am this morning, with the exceptions of an area in the Amazon where voting was rescheduled because of a power outage and a town where the winning Green Party candidate passed away on the eve of voting. So far there not a single reported case of voter fraud. That’s how elections are done in Banana Republics.
Reckon Brazil doesn’t have Republican state legislatures that refuse to allow (and/or refuse to allocate the funds for) the counting of mail=in ballots before the day of the election.
All voting in Brazil is in person: Almost 150 million votes on election Sunday practically without long lines. Also, no Republican legislatures involved: all voting rules and procedures are national and designed to maximize voter participation.