More important, where is Diana MacPherson now? This situation would drive her insane: there’s no directionality!
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The argument for Not God from the Empty Roll
September 17, 2014 • 10:21 am
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She’ll have to find a new “roll”!
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They now make toilet paper rolls that have no cardboard tube.
“Scott Naturals® Tube-Free Bath Tissue delivers premium softness without the wasteful tube.”
It’s a type that been in stores here for a while. Here it’s the cheapest crap paper, as they can compress the hell [pun intended] out of them with a plastic wrap.
Cheap to transport, but awkward to use (not really round again).
So the rolls have been Ruptured and the paper left behind?
b&
Love it! 🙂
Evidently you heathens have all forgotten about the hymn “When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder (I’ll Be There).” Just more proof that this life doesn’t matter. Insert appropriate emoticon to designate facetiousness.
Ok! 💩
When you run out of toilet paper the pages of most Bibles will work just fine. I can’t think of a better use for them.
I would use this as an excuse to put up a new role properly. Such was my response when my mother chastised me for always switching around her toilet paper when I visit. Of course, the role wasn’t always empty when I re-oriented it but she didn’t point this out (as I was expecting).
Rôle? 😀
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At least I was consistent in my homophone error 🙂
You’re admitting, then, that you’re an homophonophobe?
b&
Yes, I’m homophonophobic.
Well, wee won’t whole tit against ewe, thin. Knot mulch, at lease.
b&
Our ewe serious? Your grate!
I think you meant to use Sirius.
I hate homophonophobes: I’m homophonophobophobic. I wonder if its due to bad potty training
Eat tea, homophone.
Took me a while… 😀
That made me laugh out loud.
Schrödinger’s roll?
I rather like this one
http://cdn2.damnfunnypictures.com/zcthm25-321896384.jpg
See – with the toilet paper installed that way, the spider would roll right on you!
Anyone know genus, or at least the family in which that spider would be classified?
Sparassidae
Thanks!
I’ve tried prayer on many occasions in this trying situation. Not a solitary sheet.
My sheets are always solitary (OK, sometimes my d*g sneaks a peek).
LOL!! 😀
I always heR that in jimmy Cagney’s voice .
What I do not understand is how did someone write on the tube of a full t.p. roll?
You should really ask a Sophisticated Theologian™, their subject is crap.
But I suspect it is some form of deism, as the magic was inserted before the [world] sheet unrolled. I think that means you have found the Round Of Being.
A theologian knowledgeable about sc(atological)rolls?
The writing is sort of like a fossil: God put it there like he put the fossils under the sediment, just to test our faith. He often tests our faith in moments of crisis.
Nah, any sophisticated theologian™ worth his salt should hold up his pants a while longer, and start to compose his counterargument from the following list of ingredients:
1.Everything that is exhausted or is about to be exhausted has a cause
2.The roll cannot last eternally
3.The roll must be exhausted
4.The cause of the empty roll is God
I don’t know if that even makes any sense as a theological argument, but as graffiti it’s pretty funny!
Here’s a musical solution to that distressing dilemma by the always tasteful Kinky Friedman, with an extra bonus–Ringo as the voice of Jesus! (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYvyBeWX04
It kind of does have directionality in that you might need to turn it to read the whole thing.
The direction of the turn is…..under. Yay.
And I instantly concluded it was in the Over position because if the writing was copied onto every square of paper on the roll, in the same orientation, it would have to be Over for the words to be the right way up.
Ah, but if it was printed on every sheet then the sentence would be meaningless.
Except for me who needs a lot more than 1 sheet so you could write it on the last ten sheets say.
If it was printed on every sheet, the theist’s answer would be, of course, that god is omnipresent:
Now he’s in front of you;
Now he’s behind you.
Big fellah, is he?
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ROFL!
Those free of sin don’t NEED loo roll