Hili: We cats took care of the hygiene of our bodies long before Christians did.A: Well, yes, but why are you doing it under the shower?Hili: To give Cyrus a good example.
In Polish:
Hili: My, koty, dbaliśmy o higienę ciała na długo przed chrześcijanami.
Ja: No dobrze, ale dlaczego robisz to pod prysznicem?
Hili: Żeby dać dobry przykład Cyrusowi.
Hili … here’s a shower for Cyrus. What could possibly go wrong?
Or he could have a hot wash.
Technology!
Actually, I think something from here might be better suited…especially if Hili is permitted to supervise the operation….
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Oh no, that’d be cruel. Just a little swim on one of these, or their big brothers
You mean, like this?
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I think Hili is giving Christians too much credit for good hygiene. Except for those few sects that practice immersion baptism, bathing has not been much emphasized in Christianity.
How often do they change the water?
Srsly … someone, somewhere must have collated cases of baptism-induced infections.
“I caught it from the baptismal font!” Now there is a line for any aspiring sit com writer to strive for, even if it’s in the version that ends up on the cutting room floor. And then on YouTube.