Because I can. . .
November 13, 2012 • 2:20 pm
Why Evolution is True is a blog written by Jerry Coyne, centered on evolution and biology but also dealing with diverse topics like politics, culture, and cats.
Why Evolution is True is a blog written by Jerry Coyne, centered on evolution and biology but also dealing with diverse topics like politics, culture, and cats.
That burger looks awfully plain. Where’s the cheese?
I think we might need to keep at this for a while yet….
b&
The cheese is there; you just can’t see it (like God).
Sounds very sophisticated — like a Camembert or a Gruyère. But that can’t be so, because it’s a cheap Wonder Bread bun!
Something’s just not adding up here….
b&
I’m no theologian, but it looks like Burger King, therefore not a real cheeseburger. A pale imitation; a false cheezburger, if you will. So teh interwebs should be safe… For now.
it’s immaterial cheese made out of divine quantum stuff that is beyond your understanding–
Haven’t you learned anything since 9/11? We are never safe! Especially on teh innertubbies!
b&
I find your lack of faith dis-purr-bing
..ok kill me now..
Please tell me I’m not your father….
b&
Burger looks a little plain. Surely the cat would have ordered an Angus Bacon & Cheese. At least. I am unconvinced.
That’s a resprayed Ocelot.
Bob(Big)
My cats would rather have a Carl’s Jr. low-carb (no bun) bacon western double cheeseburger. And hold the onion rings, please.
Cheesus! Who gouda known the internets would come to an end?
Don’t worry. They haven’t ended, and they won’t until the cat actually can haz something like this:
http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/y9_FQe9tfBmvR7wJ7VqKeA?select=itvVhHYU8ZE8w71WTSbrRA#itvVhHYU8ZE8w71WTSbrRA
as opposed to the above-pictured factory-manufactured food byproduct with divine (aka “invisible”) cheese.
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
b&
http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/
Ahem.
Everything in moderation. A guacamole bacon cheeseburger can be a wonderful treat, but probably no more than a couple times a year. And it’s the king-sized soda that’ll do more to your waistline than the burger itself.
And, for the record, my BMI is in the normal range, even though I could stand to shed a few pounds.
b&
Ack! Do you eat it or does it eat you? Terrifying!
‘Tis a battle, to be sure. A great and glorious battle!
b&
In the interests of social justice I feel that we are hardly justified in calling the game and going home, until all cats of all colours, patterns social class and degrees of ennui have a cheese-burger.
Are you referring to Henri? He would reject it because it is beloved by the White Moron.
Yikes! That poor cheeseburger must feel terrified.
Five or six award winning kitteh videos …
news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/friskies-awards-oskar-first-toys-cat-video-180132915.html