I get to put up feline theology because I hurt my brain reading sophisticated theology:
Mental health break
February 26, 2012 • 7:50 am
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Whew! After all that “so the” nonsense, I can only thank Ceiling Cat that you’ve come back to your sense! Celebrate! Catnip all round!
That’s a much better set of commandments than the one in that other book. Much less thoughtcrime, moral guidance rather than moral absolutes, rules against evil rather than for the worship of a dictator… this can only have been derived from the divine.
We can haz!
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That hurty-brain feeling is why I write stuff on RationalWiki. I know a good article because I feel stupider after researching it. (e.g. 1, 2, 3, 4 and, possibly the stupidest idea ever, 5.)
Baraminology! what the everloving…!
I don’t know how many braincells I killed reading about that tripe. Creationists really try everything don’t they.
If you want to see a mind divided, look at Todd Charles Wood’s blog. His baraminology work keeps turning up excellent evidence for evolution, and he all but admits this.
Read #5. Can see why your brain might hurt.
David, keep up the good work!!
I like it, very funny!
Shouldn’t 7 read: “Don’ kil. Jus play wif it til it stops movin, den leef it on hoomanz bed”?
Everybody know dere are two diffrunt 10 commanments.
*iz. Wow!
I’d like to see Ceiling Cat’s take on the 613 mitzvot. For example, how hard can I beat my slave?
Ceiling Cat: “No scratch hoomins. K, only can scratch if hoomins furrget noms, cheezburgers ‘speshaly.
My fattee cattee snorted disfainfully, but then she’s as black as.
Awesome! I love it!
Here’s a YouTube video of a cat and rat sharing milk! http://tinyurl.com/73f7z4c
Watch the rat aggressively jerk the milk away from the cat. The cat, of course, is Mr Cool about it all
I am told the Ceiling Cat Bible is actually surprisingly good, because it was something actual Biblical scholars worked on to let off steam. (Modulo cattified bits like the above.)
What if that were a Quran (Koran)? Aren’t the pages getting just a little mussed and wrinkled by kitty paw? Wouldn’t that offend delicate Islamofascist sensibilities and make them go whaah?
If by ‘whaah’ you mean the sound of people being murdered in the name of a fictitious god, then yes, very likely, sadly.
No, by “whaah” I mean the sound of complaint made by a religious fascist whose delicate sensibilities have allegedly been offended.
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