76 thoughts on “AnomaLOLcaris

    1. ACKSCHUALLY, DIS ONE TIEM, ANOMALOLCARIS ALMOS MAED SECKSYTIEMZ WITH LADEE ANOMALOLCARIS, BUT WIN ANOMALOLCARIS GOT NEKKID, LADEE ANOMALOLCARIS WAZ ALL LIEK “LOLWUT? U WANTZ TO DO WUT WIF DAT THING? PENIS GOEZ WHERE????” (REMEMBUR, HE WUZ A GINORMOUS SHRIMPY, LOL!)

      AN DEN SHE LEFTZ, AN, BECUZ DIS ANOMALOLCARIS LADEE WAZ TEH ONLEE LADEE ANOMALOLCARIS IN DAT AREEA OV TEH SEA, ANOMALOLCARIS NEVVIR DID HAZ ANUDDER OPPORTUNITIE TO MAEK SECKSYTIEMZ WIF A LADEE ANOMALOLCARIS. AN DAT BE WHYZ ANOMALOLCARIS NEVVIR MAED BABIEZ, LOLZ!!!

  1. I eated all pikaia – there iz no kitteh!!

    (Hat tip to Gould’s “Wonderful Life” book about the Burgess Shale fossils and what they say about evolution and the meaning of life.)

  2. I don’t do requests.

    BUT LOLSPEAK IZ 2 CUTE.

    PZ SEZ ANOMALOLCARIS CUD EATD CAMBRIAN KITTEHS. BUT THAR WUZ NO CAMBRIAN KITTEHS. FUD FAIL!

    1. Ur doing it RONG!

      Eventually, though, anomalocaridids did go extinct—leaving no modern descendants, Briggs said.

      “It presumably was ultimately replaced by fishes or other kinds of predators in later oceans,” he said.

  3. 500 millin yars fwom now lez see how many kittun species dem kittehs haz!

    Dem gian shrimpez haz dun OK: did haz 100 millin yars dinin off squishy inverts.

    1. Squishy inverts? Youz sen I haz no teef? Iz NOT TROO. Don lissen no sentists – I haz big roun choppy mouf, bite dem trailobaites too.

    1. Jairi wil trai wiv nex paipa! Naitcha wud luv it, but Kurnt Baiolojee editah fink LOLcatz stoopid. Wot he no?

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