When it threatens to snow, as it does today in Chicago, it’s no good wearing fancy boots that can get wrecked by slush and salt. But here’s a sturdy and inexpensive pair that stands up to the elements. Guess the hide (no prizes!)
UPDATE: Somebody finally guessed: see comment #47 and my reply.
Nauga?
Actually, they look pretty good, so I’m surprised that they aren’t expensive.
MASTODON!!
But what does the sole look like? Slick soles are not good on snow & ice
Just what I was wondering.
My old cowboy boots were terrible on ice or snow. Jerry must have the snow-tread version.
Pleather
Genuine pleather
I’m gonna guess crocodile.
Shark.
Now that you say it, they do kinda look like shark. My first pair were shark. Do salt water creatures hides resist salt?
Ruse?
Christian ?
Too thin skinned to make a decent boot.
I have this permanent image of you now sitting in your office with your feet up, hands behind your head and wearing a cowboy hat.
Crocoduck
Hehe
Swinehide? (nice word…)
Elephant?
For the sake of certainty, I’ll go with, “baryonic.” Hadronic, if nothing else.
Cheers,
b&
Ostrich
Reindeer?
Keep guessing.
Eel?
Goat
Recycled communion wafers.
I wrote:
Jerry (generically) replied:
Woah…you mean your boots are composed of strange matter?
Dude — get those to the physics department, stat. You’re walking on the greatest discovery since the electron!
Cheers,
b&
I meant GUESS THE BIOLOGICAL SPECIES!
(Nobody has done that).
Sorry…couldn’t resist.
Nor can I resist quoting one of the most brilliant satires in all of literature:
Cheers,
b&
Hey, Jerry, I see that “Atlas of Creation” book up there on your bookshelf. Aren’t you embarrassed?? Or have you dreamed up some nasty use for it?
Bison?
So how come when I enlarge the picture, I see two comments from Doc Bill & salon_1928 that aren’t present here? Separate web page instead of just an enlarged pic?
You can also post on the picture pages, and some people do that by accident. I try to let them know when they do that so they can repost here.
I heard that Eyore is missing …
(ht: daveau!)
Kitteh?!?
Okay, a serious guess:
Giraffe?
b&
Michael Behe’s crushed dreams?
Eel?
Antelope?
String or nothing?!
Pig.
Nah. If you’ve ever held a football, you know exactly what pigskin looks like.
b&
Well I have held a football, for goodness sake, I just thought it could be heavily disguised pig.
Basselope ?
Snark ?
Bandersnatch (frumious or otherwise) ?
Jubjub bird ?
Thoat ?
I’m gonna go cow. Nobody else did yet. :V
Horsehide – has horse been mentioned yet???
Caiman Belly ?
Nope, nobody’s got it yet.
And you’re not gonna give any hints, ether, are you?
Poopyhead!
b&
Seal/walrus
D: Kangaroo?
Buffalo :I
Might just keep going because I’m bored. Hahaha
I’mma throw yak out there for funsies too.
Lizard ?
Alligator ?
Bill Donahue’s foreskin?
“It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again”
One is allowed to dream, n’est ce pas?
Snake?
Yeti?
Llama.
[footballs are not made from pigs]
caiman?
Aargh! You beat me to the punch! Curse you! (But only if we’re right….)
b&
Since it rather looks like it could be alligator or crocodile, but since you’ve already ruled out both…and, since you’ve made clear these are “cheap” boots…I’m gonna shoot for caiman.
Cheers,
b&
Llama
Manatee?
Hystrix?
Tapir?
Nope, nope, nope, and nope.
A boot aficionado could answer this instantly; the pattern of the hide is unmistakable.
It can’t be a reptile–there are no scales!
I thought there were scales and I just couldn’t see them!
armadillo?
Rhino?
water buffalo?
musk ox?
YES. It’s water buffalo. Congrats.
Aw I said buffalo. I didn’t know I had to specify that much :Y
Water buffalo is Asian. In America, “buffalo” without further qualification refers to the bison, which is a very different beastie indeed. There’s also the African buffalo which is only very distantly related to the water buffalo; the African variety is undomesticatable and the Asian variety is the…erm…workhorse of the region.
If you had written “lion” when Jerry was…ah…fishing for “cougar,” it’d be the same thing. Sure, cougars are also known as mountain lions, and both are tawny felids…but they’re really quite different.
Cheers,
b&
P.S. Congrats, anaxyrus! b&
In Chinese both N. American plains buffalo as well as Asian water buffalo are called “water cow” or 水牛.
I’m surprised they’d refer to the American bison as a “water cow.”
The cow part, sure. They’re interfertile with domestic cattle, and the beefalo hybrid is rather popular.
But “water”? No clue where that might have come from. Indeed, water is scarce in some areas where they used to roam. Not desert conditions, certainly, but nothing you’d ever mistrake for wetlands, either.
Cheers,
b&
Yeah, bison are absolutely not water lovers, what they like is a good dust bath. I’d have expected them to have the same name as the Gaur on account of their similar shape.
Beats the heck out of me too. Probably just had the name “water cow” = “buffalo” and then applied it to all kinds of buffalo. Language can be weird.
Sea of grass.
Lol I didn’t even think about that. I’m a Brit and a bison is a bison, a buffalo is a buffalo cx
You can’t wash your hands in a bulffalo…
I love this blog. I come to learn the science of evolution and I get boots glorious boots. Fabulous bonus.
I’ve always hated the thought of cowboy boots on my feet. Never, ever had an inclination to picture myself in them.
And now I want some.
Damn you, Coyne! You and the horse you rode in on!
someone who sounds like jerk ca-moron