Augustine the Hippo noms a Gnu atheist:
The evolution of the science/faith debate
September 6, 2010 • 9:37 am
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Well, Augustine was a great fan of Paul the Apostle, who said that faith was proof of propositions for which there was no proof. That’s heavy theology, that.
That argument bites 😛
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
LOLOLOL
Laugh Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud?
So which religion should I join? I don’t want to join the wrong one and go to hell …
Join them all! Then you couldn’t possibly go wrong.
Edward Current thinks that’s a good idea too:
ROFL.
In a fun parallel world, the “Hippotheocratic” oath was covering all its sides too:
“I swear by Apollo the Physician and Asclepius and Hygieia and Panaceia and all the gods, and goddesses, making them my witnesses, that I will fulfill according to my ability and judgment this oath and this covenant:”
Is your real name Homer Simpson?
(from Homer the Heretic
Enquiring minds want to know: What is the theology of Augustine the Hippo? Does he believe in Ceiling Cat? If not, why not? Is he speciesist?
Well…I don’t know about Ceiling Cat, but I believe in Shoulder Cat.
I even have proof!
You see, as I type, there is a cat on my shoulders, and he’s my sole remaining resident deity….
Cheers,
b&
Augustine the Hippo? Arrgh!
Yeah, these gnu atheists are just vile beestes, said Augustine, weeping hippocritical tears as he nommed and nommed in nomine patris et filii et spititus sancti…
Rule by might? All we need is to get the bigger guns… oh, wait.
O hai their. Theolodgee hippoz r ok i guess but i liek poop sloths moar.