Here are the search engine terms that people used yesterday to find this website.
There are some perverted cat lovers out there! Well, whatever boosts the traffic:
Meowing cat butt pencil sharpener, with litter tray, available here.
How they find us
September 1, 2010 • 4:51 am
I’m sure if you’d stop writing about naked cats and focused on more sophisticated cats, perverts would stop finding the site.
Well, I’m glad I used a hot-link from Pharyngula all that time ago. (When he reviewed your book, I think.)
Because I’d hate to have gotten here by things like “shaved cat” or “cat butt.”
Did you miss out on the cat shaving post then? You might have to wait until the next summer to hear about them now.
I got here using “cat butt.”
I didn’t know about the pencil sharpener, though.
That’s good! ha … I’d like to think their fortunes all changed after searching for “cat butt”. But 9 people? …. Maybe the same guy kept wanting to come back and couldn’t remember your name.
Very funny indeed.
Technically, cat butts evolved, too.
Perhaps your next edition could be retitled Why Cat Butts Are True. Sales could skyrocket!
According to Google there are 733 “cat butt” searches every day. You should investigate where did the other 724 landed.
So you mentioned ‘cat butt’ twice in your article so that will boost the relevance of your blog to searches for ‘cat butt’. There are six other mentions in the comments so far.
And I mentioned ‘cat butt’ twice above so that’s +10 … oops +11.
Pretty soon you’ll be at the top of the ‘cat butt’ (+12) ranking.
NOW I understand… the only reason people become atheists is so they can practice a hedonistic amoral lifestyle of sticking pencils up cats’ butts.
No, no – there is no religion which prohibits the practice, so you can be a sadomasochist *and* believe in god.
That pencil sharpener is wrong on SOOOOOOOO many levels.
I think I’ll get one for my mom.
Daily Kos has a regular feature called “fuzzy butts”; I’m sure that it has something to do with cats. 🙂
Not sure how ‘cat butt’ would have turned up weit in the first place. Probably don’t want to know, do I?
My theory is that is this post (check the very last picture).
I was right. I didn’t want to know.
I had tried to forget that one.
I’m surprised the search wasn’t for catoo: http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2010/05/22/caturday-felid-cattooes/cat-butt-tattoo/
Who gnu? http://www.catbuttmuseum.com/index.html
In a sense it was, it’s the first hit for a Google Image search on “cat butt”.
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&num=100&lr=&ft=i&cr=&safe=images&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&q=cat%20butt&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1018&bih=577
If I could actually GENERATE cat litter by sticking a dull pencil in my cat’s butt, I’d seriously consider it.
Under the heading of shameless self-promoting, my blog is often the Number One Google Hit for the phrase “rent a snake”
Go figger.