It was an intelligent recall.
“From time to time God reviews his creations (products), and he may decide to recall some of them after the review, which causes that particular creation (species) to go extinct. It’s tough, but it’s God’s will.” declared leading creationist Rich Hawkins, hoping that the theory will put an end to all kinds of speculations going on over dinosaur extinction.
h/t: erv
Their saddles were defective, obviously.
What a loon
God back-pedaling?
Wow! The equivalent would be Toyota detecting a manufacturing flaw in the accelerator linkage, recalling every vehicle made since 1995, and then scrapping them.
Anyway, I can’t decide if the article is a piece of serious reportage or a satire.
We need to tune up your Poe detector.
Ash! all so obvious now innit! Lolz
I have orthognathic osteoarthritis. Does this mean I get to file a class action lawsuit?
Nope. That’s by Divine Design. For it is written: “there shall be weeping and orthognashing of limbs”.
Wait a second.
There’s a leading creationist with the name ‘Richard Hawkins’?
You do realize this is a satirical news site, like America’s The Onion? The website name should give it away (Fake News).
That why we get a Richard Hawkins making the pronouncements.
This is what I think also. This must be a Poe; an onion wannabe.
What a pity it’s satire. If only the creationists would embrace the idea of imperfect creation… it would be the first step to understanding natural selection.
Great joke……
Oh noes! I’ve ‘seen’ the light, and it was all IR!
But, too bad ideas aren’t subject to “intelligent recall”.
So is “Richard Hawkins” trying to tell us god is like the board of toyota?
Good Poe.
I didn’t know this was a Poe until I followed the link. Pretty funny.
Scary how accurate it seemed though. Sigh – I’ll be a bit more sympathetic to the journalists who keep reporting articles from ‘The Onion’ as truth from now on.
If God is omniscient, why the heck would he need a review period? Shouldn’t he know from the get-go? Silly theists can’t even keep their own psuedo-logic straight.
This is just a test to see if it’s only @ the Collins thread that what I post doesn’t show up.